I had an amazing shoot last week with Mark Davis. John Fitgerald captured it on video and Steen was kind enough to capture frozen moments with her camera.

Although the shoot today was all about me being a femme fatale being a completely dirty girl, it was certainly very D/s based. I’ve never interacted with Mr. Davis any other way. I reflected on that afterwards. I suppose I could’ve been mouthier or played a character or whatever, but there was a reason it wasn’t scripted.

I believe that we got some amazing footage and intense photos and can’t wait to see both. I went from glam to smeared eyeliner in two seconds. There were no bdsm accessories but it was just as intense as SAS. Having TMS and Steen right there was awesome and a little awkward, but that’s why I wanted Mr. Davis there so I could just focus on him.

Directing and subbing at the same time is really hard. Not as hard as subbing and topping at the same time, but difficult. All I can really do is put the best people I know together at the same time and then go with it. Working with people I really like, trust and that know what they’re doing is my formula and I think that it’s working.

And in case I haven’t mentioned it before, Mark Davis is my favorite dude porn star ever. Ridiculous. I’m not sure if it’s the accent or that he’s confident enough to pick me up by the throat. Either way, I hope I can get him a lot for the site. Because I am a twisted individual, I can’t wait until I can get him to fuck my friends for my site.

Steen and TMS both said that they didn’t perv out at all during the shoot, which sort of dissapointed me. I’ve totally perved out at shoots. I’ve perved out with other people at shoots.  Do I get a gold star for that? Isn’t that why you’re reading this blog? Because I perv out? And will talk about it, actually do it and take photos/videos of it?  Talk to me!! Why are you here, Faithful Reader? Am I funny, am I hot, do you like the LOLCats? I certainly haven’t been putting up enough free porno lately, and haven’t been very good about updating my Clip Store. I guess I’m just anticipating putting all the pieces in place for my site.

K. Gonna recoup so I can go beat the boys that are bad with Nikki Hunter in the morning. My life, on the whole, is pretty bad ass.

My shoot with Dia was far too fun and far too short. I did suspend her and she said it was comfortable, so I’m happy with that. I’ve threatened Ken with coming over and tying up models in front of his camera ad nauseum and he didn’t throw anything at me or run, so perhaps I’ll have some examples of my rigging soon.

Here is a picture of Dia’s ass after I was through with it. She sent this to me from her cell phone.

I went out in my custom Military suit from Fierce Cotoure to my friends’ dance party. It turned quite a few heads! I knew I might be a little overdressed, but it turned out to be overkill.

Busy, busy.

Today I’m doing my nails and working on sorting stuff out for my trip to London as well as working on my website text. I’m very excited about getting my website going and sharing all of the exclusive content I’ve been shooting with my favorite kinksters! It feels really good to produce and direct my own material and I can’t wait to share it with y’all.

Tomorrow I tango with the incomparable Chad Rock. The theme of the shoot is CBT, and as Faithful Readers will know, I play with Chad on my terms. Tomorrow is going to be awesome. I’m trying to get him to stop by the house today. I’m looking forward to engaging in some stress positions with no rope. I know that Mr. Rock loves a challenge, and I want to give him a fun run for his money. I have no cattle prod and I’m over shocking peoples’ fillings so he doesn’t have to worry about that, at least.  *haha*

Matt Smith is supposed to call me sometime today. I want to touch up my hair and hop in the shower, and have to run out and rent a P.O. Box later today. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll call him first. He wants to do a phone interview instead of a written interview. I just don’t want to get taken out of context. I would really like the opportunity to explain my take on his article, so it’s a chance I’m gonna take.

In porno news,  Christine Kessler has put up the photo shoot we did featuring my smallest corset cinched all the way on Zivity! She calls it “Tiny Green”.  Please go check out Zivity and sign up! You get one free vote for signing up and they don’t spam you. C’mon, give it a go.  I didn’t win a bondage award and it broke my heart. Shattered my self esteem. Please up my self-popularity perception. J/K.

Zivity is actually a rather groovy site where you can vote for and view photosets of your favorite models including Darenzia, Angela Ryan, Emily Marilyn…

K. Got to get on it.

L8TR

Please go check out my clips for sale store. There’s awesome stuff in there, full of my hot friends including Jewell Marceau, Satine Phoenix, Eden Wells, January Seraph, Jade Indica, Natali Demore and plenty of others!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

Later, gators-
TFFMB

My god, Texas is huge. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  have had enough Texas, thankyouverymuch. I have to go back later this year and I’m dreading it.
We broke down on the way out. My car had a seizure. The air conditioner stopped working. We pulled over. We got gas. I turned the car on and it had another seizure. A loud one. Then it died. Then I got quiet, smoked a cigarette, called my L.A. mechanic and told him I was broke the fuck down in Odessa Mother Fucking Texas and that if my car did not miraculously start at that moment that he was going to come get me.
Of course the car started right up and drove fine, minus the A/C.
The car is going in tomorrow. I am tired of getting it fixed, even though it’s for free. This happened with the Miata, too. They were always fixing it for free. I just want it to work. I do not want to fix the same things.
Applying for college this year. Looking at Humbolt State University. Hippies and such. A bit too much rain for me, but TMS likes the rain, and Arcata has anti-dog legislation and has voted to impeach Bush twice! My kind of town. And I’m still close enough to SF to jet around and get nekkid.
All is well in Louisana. Everyone and every thing just keeps on keepin’ on. It’s a war zone.
In More Surreal Shit That Seems To Make Up My Existance, my grandmother is part of a lawsuit that is suing the government over military deaths involving Area 51.
K. T. will be over in a bit. She’s bringing coffee. From the amount of laundry I have and the influx of reading material my work is cut out for me.
L8TR

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin have a houseguest! T. is in from London. So are her two small dogs. Their combined weight is less than Varla’s. BTW- Varla is a Maine Coon. It’s been confirmed by three independent parties. That’s why she is a monster cat with all that extra fur.
Varla hates the dogs. She doesn’t care if they are friendly or hostile. She doesn’t care that they just want to clean her and cuddle with her. She has identified them as The Enemy and is having none of them. She hisses, spits and hides.
And so it goes.
So, today is dyeing my hair, going to the AIM clinic, and then heading over to Angela’s for a mini photo shoot. T will probably go with me. We will make photo magic. Yay!!
This Friday I shoot for Venus Girls again, and Saturday I have a photo shoot.
The house is coming together. I got some dishes. T is all set up. Yay!!
TMS is spending the weekend. Yay!!
I can’t find two of my lingerie sets, which is starting to bother me more than a little.
Off to catch up on last nights’ news.
L8TR

Yay!! TMS hooked up the internet while I was gone. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am now In Contact.
In addition to AVN and moving this January, I just got back from a directing stint at The Twisted Factory. Since you can assume that I had fun at AVN, and that I totally dig my New To Me Craftsman Abode of Fabulocity, let’s get right to the shoots.
First of all, let me say that I was nervous about shooting with Lorelei. And what do I do when I’m nervous? I up the ante and put more pressure on myself. This resulted in a scene that was very different from any of the other Chanta’s Bitches shoots, or any shoot I’ve been involved in for that matter. Totally. Completely.
No rope.
None.
Nada.
This resulted in some precarious, painful and mobile ties for the lovely Lorelei Lee.
Did I mention that I’m totally in love with this chick? She giggles, she laughs, she is pokable and fuckable and the only thing I regret is not making out with her more. Lorelei is known for being a bad ass and having an awesome attitude. And in person she is even sexier than on camera. She glows, she moves with you, she connects.
*sigh*
And she was up for the shoot. I talked with her before hand about the concept and she was totally up for it. She’s a wonderful communicator and I hope to work with her again. I simply must.
Perhaps Chanta will be inspired and put us through the ringer together? Or one of my other beloved riggers will see the magic in that moment? ‘Allo Princess Donna?? Matt? Sabrina Fox?
Sabrina!
OMG!!
Mz Berlin, SabrinaFox,  and Lorelei Lee.
*blink*
So, my first shoot for Chanta’s Bitches went well.
And then there was Rico. The boy who doesn’t quit. He likes to call me the “B” word, and that doesn’t fly with me. But Rico never bites off more than he can chew, but he comes precariously close. His ability to bounce back even harder is unparalleled, though. I totally dig him, and hope to have one more go. This is a gonzo storyline shoot and I’m really proud of his performances. We’ll see if I got my points across after the editing is done, but I feel like Justin got a lot of cool shots and that the action is intense. INTENSE. I rarely do things to other people that haven’t been done to me, but Chanta gave me a wicked idea and I went with it.
My bondage was simple, and Rico can MOVE in bondage. I’ve been accused of being an unexpected wiggler, but Rico needs to be locked the fuck down.
I have a fucked up and simple idea for our next shoot, if there is one.
So, my Captive Male shoot went well.
I sort of know when I walk away from a shoot and it’s going to be crappy. There’s one with a horrible actor in which I didn’t really read the situation correctly and I’m not very confident about. He was a shit talker that couldn’t bear the consequences of his actions. So, I’m dreading seeing it.
These two, I feel fairly confident about. Chanta has already chatted with me about one thing that won’t fly, but it won’t happen again.
But I left each set without poring over the whole experience and reliving anything that didn’t meet my minds’ standards. That was nice.
There was also a lot of laughter on set. Lorelei and I had the giggles all day and Rico is one of the funniest people around, with all of his energy. That really helped. Familiarity may breed contempt, but it also seems to breed confidence in me.
So, that’s that. I am now home.
And still unpacking. I went to the grocery store today and filled up my (My!!) fridge. I have fruit in the fruit drawer. It’s nice.
Justin may be coming into town tonight with his ex girlfriend. That should keep me amused.
Until then, adios!!! BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I lied.  (The Fabulous Mz Berlin lies on occasion)
I’m going to be moving and I want to share my photos in case I’m offline for a couple of days or something.
And I just went through all my emails and downloaded them.
TMS still has to send me the ones from the big camera, but here are the ones I have from Day 1 on the floor. Enjoy!

Let’s get my unrelenting narcissism out of the way. Here I am in front of a 30 foot me!! (below) I am very excited. People wouldn’t get out of the way so I could get a decent picture, but whatever. I’m just happy I got to see myself in one of my favorite pieces that big! Yay! My smile is totally dorky but whatever. Charlotte Vales’ dude got some photos of it when the floor was empty, so maybe I can talk him into sending them to me.

But before I got to the floor I ran into one of my favorite bad girls, Jewell Marceau. Jewell and I are friends IRL and can create quite a commotion. Our rendevous at the bar was no exception. We have some hot stuff in my clip store.

As an aside, all of my lingerie is from Kiss Me Deadly via the lovely folks over at La Magia, and my awesome corset is from Jeroen, at Bizarre Design.

And let me just say that I adore Nina Hartley. I wear corsets just so she can see me in them. She smiles really big. Here is proof.

When I am near Satine Phoenix I make porno faces and act kind of awkward. She always looks bad ass. Satine has a fluidity about her sexuality, sensuality and sense of style that I admire. That’s why I get awkward. And just grab her boobs.

After grabbing Satines boob, being grinned at by Nina Hartley, getting smooches from Jewell and seeing myself bigger than myself, I was forced to fist a Love Doll (top pic) and to get lube all over the hershey’s kisses that she had apparently given birth to earlier.
(Why would you put candy near the dolls’ ass? I got lube everywhere. It said that you could touch it, and they gave me lube.)

As an aside, I think I have lipstick on my teeth.

So, that’s that.
K.
Gonna pack some more and commune with Keith Olberman.
I love him.
Anderson Cooper may be a tad more attractive, but Keith doesn’t smack of elitism.
But I’d still get it on with either of them.
Anderson has gotten a bit to snide for me lately. I think he needs to hang out with Rachael Maddow a bit.
L8TR