Awhile back, I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  did a video called Fuck My Tits 5 with a lovely company called Elegant Angel. In the film, I dance for the camera before dumping baby oil on myself, with a focus on my boobs. I rub the baby oil all over, and it is amazing. Then a gentleman named Chris Charming comes in and sees my oiled up boobs and erotic writhing. Unable to control himself, he takes his pants off and we both talk about how amazing my boobs are and agree that he should rub his dick between them in baby oil. We continue to talk about how amazing my huge tits are and things get quite rowdy because we constantly vocalize how wonderful it is to rub baby oil on my boobs. Then he cums all over my huge tits and I am thrilled about it, cheering him all the way home.
If you would like to see this little work of art, starring my boobs, myself and some very well placed baby oil and plenty of boob chatter, you can just hop on over to my theater.
Strap Attack 10 is doing very well right now, as is Sisters. The former is me beating up, sexually abusing and sodomizing Christian X while dressed in latex and heels for Evil Angel. So hot. The latter is me tricking, enslaving, sexually abusing and selling my sister, played by Madison Young, for Gwen Media and John Fitzgerald. Again, so hot.
So, go watch my porno, y’all!  I have a humungous Video On Demand Theater, with over 70,000 adult movies, and you can watch all my porn too.
I made it for you!

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

The Fabulous Mz Berlin woke up super early this morning. I’ve been on a pretty good schedule this week. In bed by 9-11 and out of bed by 9 or earlier. It’s been approx. 7 the past couple of days.
Today started with The Soup and some tasty cereal from Trader Joes. Varla insisted on breakfast and a jaunt in the garden before she’d settle back down. It looks nice outside so far.
TMS is playing football this morning, and may come by this afternoon. I’m having friends over for dinner this evening and will probably subject them to the extended version of Brazil. I’m a giver.
In awesome strap on action news, here is the cover for Strap Attack 10.

Mz Berlin Strap Attack 10

I’m in my military green DeMask corset/panty/bra combo. Christian X was a good sport and our scene was lots of fun. I love in the trailer where my cock is bouncing around. Awesome shot, Joey!
So, I haven’t heard from God in a while. I wonder if his phone is broken.

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have been neglecting my super cool video on demand Fetish Theater.  My VOD has over 50,000 movies (not all starring me, for god’s sake) that you can watch on your PC.  Of course, all mine are together so you don’t have to go hunting. This movie, Double Justice, was made with the lovely fetish model January Seraph and I.  It is a testament to the art of CBT.  We both dominate January’s slave, including shoving our fingers down his urethra. Yeah. So if you’re a subby boy, even a secret one, this is the video you want to watch. You pay by the minute, and it’s not a hassle at all. Femdom fans will dig this. January Seraph and her man, Smutty, make great movies that you will enjoy. Enjoy! Also, buy my porn! I made it for you!

My Delicious Wasp Creations Corset

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  got to dress up in my WaspCreations corset and be a ’50’s house wife with lesbian tendencies. I did a mainstream g/g film laced down to 20″!! Score!! The video was for Briana Banks, although I didn’t get to meet her, and the director was named Oren and one of the funniest motherfuckers I’ve ever m , et. I would tell you about all of the funny on set, but most of it was completely inappropriate and hilarious.
The photographer was exceptional, as well as funny and I hope to sneak in front of his lens again. (See Achmed The Dead Terrorist Below for some “funny”)
I will tell you that we were all White People Dancing to a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice. Go ahead, visualize a bunch of pr0n people dancing and singing Gin and Juice with a country accent.
(I am such a giver!)
I drove over at chicken thirty with T., and was put into makeup pretty quick, and my wardrobe was well received. I wore my vintage stockings with the ankle detail. I think this may be their last go-round on camera and I’ll retire them. We’ll see. I also wore my wooden soled ostrich shoes. They are so bizarre.
Aiden Starr, who always finds me funny, arrived while I was in makeup and Dana DeArmond, who I always find funny, arrived a few minutes later. Natalie Minx and Ariel X arrived just before I left. I have no idea what the title of the film will be, but just from the cast selection I can tell you that the glamour, fun and filthy factors will be high.
I’ll keep you posted.
My scene was with Jordan Kingsley, and she was awesome and had a really cute dress on. She was a lot taller than me, and we were on a dining room table, so there wasn’t a lot of room for me to manhandle her, but I’m putting her on my “Bitch” wish list at The Factory. She has great eyes.
I may go to a party tonight, and tomorrow I have lotsa options to choose from. I’ll be sorting it out as the day moves alon/g.
TMS is playing football this morning. Go! Fight! Win!
Happy Valentines Day, Faithful Readers.
Buy my porn instead of sending me flowers!
As Always, don’t forget I have a Video On Demand Theater with 50,000 kinky movies. Yup.
Mz  B.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, had Lasik eye surgery yesterday. That was hard on the eyes. You know what’s easy on the eyes? Pretty girls. I’m in a movie called Lesbian Noir: The Pool Girl.  It’s another great lesbian release from Sweetheart Video, and directed by the sublime Nica Noelle.  I star in this movie with my real life friend, Satine Phoenix, and real life hotties Anabelle Lee and Samantha Ryan.  Sweetheart Videos is a woman run company that makes porn for girls. That doesn’t mean that guys won’t like it too, I mean honestly…. Satine and I get naked and cum… I think that skews positive to a huge chunk of the demographic pie.

My Custom Fetish VOD Theater has Lesbian Noir available right now. NOW. You can rent it for a week (online), watch it streaming, or download it to your hard drive. You can also pay per minute so you can … well, we know what you’re going for if you’re paying by the minute. My Fetish VOD Theater has a ton of my movies, things you can’t find in my Kinky Clip Store, and you can watch it all on your computer. Convenient, huh? Ok. You have the data you require to BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

btw- I know what my cornea smells like when it burns.

It’s been a good weekend.
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, slept in with the rain falling down yesterday, then watched the news and cuddled with Varla. Went out for dinner with a new friend from the porno world, Mr. Vouyer, at the Formosa. (As an aside, he is the distributor of my awesome flick for Burning Angel Entertainment, “Big Boobs Are Cool 2: Nipples Strike Back!!) I got the mac n cheese, of course. I think I converted him to the wonder of lobster and truffle oil in your cheesy mac.
Today I worked on organizing the family reunion thingy. I think we’ve nailed it down to the 4th of July weekend. It’s going to be an ordeal, but well worth it. We haven’t really gotten together since Gpa and Great Gma died. I’m excited about being the organizer, too. I have the time, and I’m really enjoying all of the phone calls and nailing down the dates. I’ll probably be pulling my hair out in June, but it will be worth it.
After dealing with family stuff I went to get The Boy and we ate at Mels’ Drive In (I had French Toast) then came back to my house to watch some South Park.
TMS is back safe and sound from car racing. I wish I could post the pictures of him in his racing stuff here, but he is only off camera on line and otherwise. When I get to drive the car, I’ll make sure to take lotsa pictures.
I’ve moved my eye surgery date to December 16th, this Tuesday. I talked to Mark and it looks like my schedule is pretty clear, so I’m just going to go ahead and do it. Then I’ll be able to wear makeup by Christmas!
In January news, I am booked to shoot with Lochai for Hogtied! My dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my one last shoot with Matt, though!!
I’m going through another bondage slut phase. I just want to be tied up, preferably suspended, all the time. I’m really enjoying mixing corsets with bondage right now, too.
Blah Blah Blah.
K.
Gonna finish Capote, watch the news, clean the cat box and hit the hay. I really need to get my fucking laundry done. Again. Still. It’s perpetual.
This December is not sucking so far. I’m actually in a good mood.
It’s life and life only.(Even the President Of The United States sometimes must have to stand naked)

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have been working on my Fetishmovies custom theater. I’m making it more fabulous, but it’s already pretty fabulous now, so you might want to wear shades when you visit.  The Violation Of My Boyfriend’s Ass is one of the movies nominated for an AVN award (Best Femdom Strap On relaeas), and it stars Mz Berlin (Me!) and is made by the high brow artisans at (ahem) White Ghetto Films. You can watch this right now, where you are sitting, by visiting my Fetish VOD Theater, and paying by the minute (we know what you’re doing, naughty boys) renting for a period of time, or download the motherfucker and watch me FOREVER. Why do you need anybody else? Really.  My Fetish Theater is featured elsewhere on my blog, btw. Take look.

Hey Y’all!!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  read juliesimone ’s entry about the AVN awards this year and couldn’t be more excited!! And, of course, I had to go check out the list myself.
The movies I’m in that are up for nomination are-

Best All Girl Release-  Girls Kissing Girls by Sweetheart Video

Best BDSM Release-  Slavery, A Love Story directed by Julie Simone and distributed by Gwen Media (starring role)
Breaking Berlin by Julie Simone Productions (starring role)

Best FemDom Strap On Release-  The Violation of My Boyfriends Ass by White Ghetto Films (cover)

TMS is also up for an AVN Award in the Best BDSM release for Ivy Manor 5 and the Ivy Manor series is up for best series. Yay!!

So, I don’t know if I win an award for being in the movie if it wins or not, but I certainly hope that one of them does take home the prize, and that they give me one. Isn’t that silly? All of my friends have AVN awards, and they’re very shiny. I like shiny. I called someone to ask, but he is out of the country.  If you know, please post or PM me.

K. Work in the morning. I over-napped today. I refuse to stop fucking up my sleep schedule. Maybe tomorrow will get me back on track. I’m going to try to be up at 6:30. (Hi. God here. She will not awaken at 6:30 for she is laaaaaaaaaazy and bad)

We shall see.

About to hop in the shower.
Just wanted to let everyone know that my film for Burning Angel, entitled “Big Boobs Are Cool 2″ hits the open market today. I had a fabulous time and lots of fun. Anyhoo, here is the boxcover. It’s not available yet on the Burning Angel store, but it has been reviewed by AVN. I’ll let you know when it’s available at BurningAngel.com! It’s not in my Fetishmovie Theater, but I have 50,000 other movies you can watch.
Enjoy!!

I like how it’s all comic-book like n shit.

The front-

And the back-

I won’t be providing the link on my dirty bondage blog.
Or my awesome Kinky Clip Store.
Which currently features the infamous Mistress Gemini kicking my ass, bringing me to tears and humiliating me in ways I never thought anyone would, If you want real pain, real stress positions, real fear and real complete humiliation, then check this clip set out. Shot by FetishNation.com, it’s pretty amazing. I know Mistress Gemini in real life, which is why I let her push me so hard. Crying is included.

And in case you missed it- MYSPACE DELETED ME AGAIN. I AM NOW STICKING TO FETLIFE. FUCK MYSPACE. FUCK YOU, TOM, FOR SELLING OUT AND FUCK YOU FOR BEING AFRAID OF BONDAGE. THERE WAS NO GODDAMN EXPLICIT NUDITY ON MY PAGE.

L8TR

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, Can’t sleep. I’ve been up and down all night.
Lots of work this week.
Just ordered another Kiss Me Deadly Piece for one of my shoots next month. I’m fairly sure it will be here in time.
Been working on Mz Berlin’s Kinky Clip Store non stop.
Nervous about Saturday, a bit.
I saw a video of the beginning of the procedure once on television and I keep seeing that over and over again. I understand that I’ll be sedated and numbed and all of that jazz, but it’s the image in my head. It’s not the eye hooks that bother me. It’s the slice.
uggggh.
like nails on a chalkboard shivers
uggggh
But life without glasses is worth it.
Most of my xmas presents shipped yesterday. I need to get them all wrapped up and off to their final destinations. I like wrapping presents, oddly enough.
K.
Gonna try to sleep again.
I hate when I fuck up my sleep pattern.
I think I had a chai too late in the day today. Maybe, just maybe, if you watch one of the 50,000 movies in my Fetish Theater, I’ll be able to fall asleep.

I (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) updated my clip store today. I got the chance to play with Ashley Renee at The Ivy Manor, home of Gwen Media and Isabella Sinclaire.  There are 2 more clips in this vignette, and I hope that y’all enjoy them. Here’s a photo, followed by the description. Enjoy!!

“Tight tight in bondage and dressed in slick latex, Ashley Renee Struggles against her ropes. Then Mz Berlin steps in to admire and admonish her slave girl. After pinching Ashley’s’ sensitive nipples and pinching and playing with her pussy, Mz Berlin spanks Ashley’s bottom bright red. When the latex clad Mz Berlin decides that Ashley has earned her cock, Mz Berlin allows Ashley to blow her strap on. ”

Jade Indica is on the menu next.
I’m off to put that in the queue next!!
Feeling productive today, which is good.
As Always… Buy my porn! I made it for you!
TFFMB