After arriving in London and acclimating myself a bit to my surroundings, it was time to party!! Here are some pix of Vima and I on stage. We were captured by Josselin of HedonyDesign. Check him out!!

Want more kinky goodness? Check out my clip store!! I made it all for you!

Had a great time in London. Hung out with Kumi, Darenzia, Ancillia, Vima and a gazillion other models and kinksters. In addition to performing with Vima (wardrobe malfunction included!) I had the honor of being dressed like birthday princess when I was for the Antiseptic Fashion show on Saturday! Antiseptic knows how to make me feel and look beautiful. Eventually I will pay off my piece and sport it everywhere!! Even better my ass is black and blue thanks to Jade Vixen, Darenzia, N.S., Kip, Viktoria, Maxime Avet, Billy Antiseptic and Stella Maris. I’m sure I’m leaving someone out! (Feel free to spank me for it if it’s you!)
I had to come home a little earlier than I wanted to due to some drama with the SF weekly. Feel free to Google. I’m a tad tired of talking about it today. What’s done is done and all one can do is keep on keepin on!
Daily show, then sleep, then laundry and maybe taxes tomorrow.
To all of those that have sent kind letters and words of encouragement, thank you. It really has helped me through the last 48 hours.
As Always
TFFMB

Wow. What a busy weekend! TMS and I spent Saturday napping and intending to watch Dr Who. I headed over to The Ivy Manor in the early evening to visit with Isabella Sinclaire regarding some exciting plans she has for the future of The Ivy Manor. In addition, I solidified some plans for my next few films, my trip to Europe and decided to start taking private sessions.

My shoot with Dia was far too fun and far too short. I did suspend her and she said it was comfortable, so I’m happy with that. I’ve threatened Ken with coming over and tying up models in front of his camera ad nauseum and he didn’t throw anything at me or run, so perhaps I’ll have some examples of my rigging soon.

Here is a picture of Dia’s ass after I was through with it. She sent this to me from her cell phone.

I went out in my custom Military suit from Fierce Cotoure to my friends’ dance party. It turned quite a few heads! I knew I might be a little overdressed, but it turned out to be overkill.

Busy, busy.

Today I’m doing my nails and working on sorting stuff out for my trip to London as well as working on my website text. I’m very excited about getting my website going and sharing all of the exclusive content I’ve been shooting with my favorite kinksters! It feels really good to produce and direct my own material and I can’t wait to share it with y’all.

Tomorrow I tango with the incomparable Chad Rock. The theme of the shoot is CBT, and as Faithful Readers will know, I play with Chad on my terms. Tomorrow is going to be awesome. I’m trying to get him to stop by the house today. I’m looking forward to engaging in some stress positions with no rope. I know that Mr. Rock loves a challenge, and I want to give him a fun run for his money. I have no cattle prod and I’m over shocking peoples’ fillings so he doesn’t have to worry about that, at least.  *haha*

Matt Smith is supposed to call me sometime today. I want to touch up my hair and hop in the shower, and have to run out and rent a P.O. Box later today. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll call him first. He wants to do a phone interview instead of a written interview. I just don’t want to get taken out of context. I would really like the opportunity to explain my take on his article, so it’s a chance I’m gonna take.

In porno news,  Christine Kessler has put up the photo shoot we did featuring my smallest corset cinched all the way on Zivity! She calls it “Tiny Green”.  Please go check out Zivity and sign up! You get one free vote for signing up and they don’t spam you. C’mon, give it a go.  I didn’t win a bondage award and it broke my heart. Shattered my self esteem. Please up my self-popularity perception. J/K.

Zivity is actually a rather groovy site where you can vote for and view photosets of your favorite models including Darenzia, Angela Ryan, Emily Marilyn…

K. Got to get on it.

L8TR

This is a repost from Marky D Sade (rhymes with God. He’s my mod… and a little odd) from his bondage blog (MarkyDSade.com). I nicked it because it’s about ME, the Fabulous Mz Berlin. Y’all just sit back an enjoy.

This bondage blog loves Mz Berlin, as a fetish model, and as a friend. Ian Rath shot an amazing series with Mz Berlin for Fetish Nation (fetishnation.com).  It’s a bondage and medical fetish scene, with gyno exam kinkiness. Fetish Nation has amazing images and videos of the most beautiful fetish and bondage models out there.

Mz Berlin endures the mouth spreader, a zillion clamps and hemostats holding her perfect pink pussy open for examination, her big boobs are bound tight, and the Hitachi Magic Wand forces her to cum over and over.

Eden Wells, January Seraph, Mz Berlin, Anastasia Pierce, Charlotte Vale, and many many more await you. This is good stuff, people. Fetish Nation has been around for a decade, and they quality is amazing. Look at the image above. It’s amazing. Not just sexy, but beautiful.  Does it mean that Mz Berlin is a dirty slut? Yes. Yes it does.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, love the random photo post. Why? Because I like you. B-U-Y  my porn. Danke.

Seriously.
Ugh.
I , The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am just so good at it. My dad says that he is the world champion, but I’m sure that I would win in a showdown. (Actually, I would win, but I never finished filling out the registration)
I’ve been trying to blog just here, making this my central web place.
Twitter has been getting most of my free time. It’s hella addictive.
I need to clean my keyboard. Ice cream and Apple don’t mix.
Went to the Rose Bowl Flea Market with Miss Kessler and TMS. TMS and I got a globe. Miss Kessler got antlers.
I didn’t see any amazing vanities or articulated skeletons, but there’s always next month.
Shooting tomorrow with Miss Conduct and Miss Kessler. Pornographing is gonna go down. Miss Kessler has acquired a fucking machine. Look for video in my amazing and not always expanding Clip Store!
TMS and I had a come to Jesus talk (instigated by me) about my motivation issues. I haven’t really hit the ground running this year. I’ve done a lot more sauntering. Which is occasionally attractive, but not always productive.
I’m making more lists.
I bought a clip board.
I deleted all of my email.
Not sure if the last bit helped at all, but it certainly simplified things.
Yoga, Yoga, Yoga.
I have enough room, I have enough space, I have a rug, I have everything I need.
Goal- 5x/week, 1 video each time.
Just Do It!
The more you do, the more you do.
I love the way I feel after I’ve been consistently working out for a few weeks, but the first two weeks are horrible.
I should never have fallen off the wagon.
Hopefully I will finally get photos in my corset dress this week, though! My ass is big enough to fill it out.
I’m going to eat some cheese and crackers before I get in the shower.
L8TR

The newest addition to my Jesus collection. Still looking for a reasonable velvet one. Mz Berlin is hella religious.

Just finished polishing my long natural nails hot pink. I’ll add glitter later.

To balance out some of that blinding cuteness and reality, here is a photo of the jet setting fetish fashionista that is Darenzia. Seriously. Her shoe collection was blinding. I’m just happy we wear the same size…..
Here is us about to totally make out. She fucks me with her energy cock later in the shoot. It’s energetically hardcore. Miss Kessler caught the moment on camera.

Darenzia has promised to beat my ass on video the next time we meet. I’ve also been promised a go-round with her brand new bewbies.  I suspect we will get into far more trouble this time.

I’m off and running today, but keep up with me on Twitter @mzberlin and, if you’d be so kind, go vote for me and my kinky friends at the BondageAwards. You can vote once a day!

http://www.thebondageawards.com

xo
TFFMB

OMG! Totally posting from my phone. It is so on!! The Fabulous Mz Berlin has no gap between impulse and iteration. Evil beware! Faithful readers will remember when I first acquired my iPhone.

Go check out the new website!
www.waspcreations.com
Amy is rad.

Mz Berlin is sexy.

Awhile back, I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  did a video called Fuck My Tits 5 with a lovely company called Elegant Angel. In the film, I dance for the camera before dumping baby oil on myself, with a focus on my boobs. I rub the baby oil all over, and it is amazing. Then a gentleman named Chris Charming comes in and sees my oiled up boobs and erotic writhing. Unable to control himself, he takes his pants off and we both talk about how amazing my boobs are and agree that he should rub his dick between them in baby oil. We continue to talk about how amazing my huge tits are and things get quite rowdy because we constantly vocalize how wonderful it is to rub baby oil on my boobs. Then he cums all over my huge tits and I am thrilled about it, cheering him all the way home.
If you would like to see this little work of art, starring my boobs, myself and some very well placed baby oil and plenty of boob chatter, you can just hop on over to my theater.
Strap Attack 10 is doing very well right now, as is Sisters. The former is me beating up, sexually abusing and sodomizing Christian X while dressed in latex and heels for Evil Angel. So hot. The latter is me tricking, enslaving, sexually abusing and selling my sister, played by Madison Young, for Gwen Media and John Fitzgerald. Again, so hot.
So, go watch my porno, y’all!  I have a humungous Video On Demand Theater, with over 70,000 adult movies, and you can watch all my porn too.
I made it for you!

Here are my boobs.
And my amazing porno face.
Enjoy!!
Mz B. (Now you know why I’m the Fabulous Mz Berlin )

ohmygawdmyboobsarehuge

Wow. Life really came at me fast today! I’ve been moving and shaking since I woke up and it feels like there’s no end in site, even though it’s almost 1 am!! I’m still doing laundry, and did quite a bit of rearranging around the house. Bought more shoe storage. I’ve almost got it under control. Almost.
Also worked in the garden. I’m tearing everything out and starting over. I want pretty flowers and ground cover. Right now it’s lots of sea grass. Boring.
Went over to Steens this afternoon and observed Darenzia recovering. We ate cupcakes and watched Pootie Tang.
“You can’t beat a ho! They like that shit!!”
Classic.
I’m working on lots of rad content, with the likes of January Seraph, Satine Phoenix and lots of dirty boys who need to be beaten. In the meantime, here’s a pic from Danni.com
Enjoy!!

Please go check out my clips for sale store. There’s awesome stuff in there, full of my hot friends including Jewell Marceau, Satine Phoenix, Eden Wells, January Seraph, Jade Indica, Natali Demore and plenty of others!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

Later, gators-
TFFMB

Even though my car is in the shop, I will soldier on. I am a trooper. Tomorrow is tomato shopping. I shit you not. I am becoming, if not a farmer, at least a gardener. Poppies and tomatoes.  I will paint the former and can the latter. W00t!
In other news, Kiss Me Deadly is putting together their new collection! I can’t tell you how excited I am. I will slowly get the whole shebang in my hot little hands. Really and truly, I only find awesome unique stuff at La Magia. Chantelle Thomas and a few other high end designers make stuff for gifted gals like myself, but the garters that KMD doles out are like no other, and I like to be in stockings that stay up. I’m a sucker for metal garters, and like more than 4 attachment points. It’s me being a Taurus, I suppose. I go for durability. And sheer butts. Caroline Pierce and I had a long discussion about sheer backed panties. We believe they are superior to other panties.
In movie news, I’ve rewatched The Matrix trilogy, A Mighty Wind, The Big Lebowski, Waiting for Guffman, Hannibal, Silence of The Lambs, Marathon Man and Harold and Maude this week. I’ve sort of let up on the political shows. I was getting upset. I’ll go back to Olbermann and Maddow next week. Ugh.
Civics should be taught for a full year in high school.
I wish they would update Olbermanns’ photo in his promo stuff. It’s sort of embarrassing when you don’t match your promo at all. Not that I don’t love Keith. I do. Fat or skinny. Really. He’s almost as untouchable as Ralph Nader in my book. (Well, not almost, but he’s closer than, say, Anderson Cooper.)
Anderson is an elitist, but I admire his ambition.
L8TR

Here’s a cute picture of Caroline Pierce from yesterdays’ shoot-… Is that the Fabulous Mz Berlin in the background? It was nice to have a scoop of vanilla for a change.

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  worked with Caroline Pierce and Frank Towers on a silly swinger series they’re doing. It’s a really cool idea, and I can’t wait to see what it looks like. There were some awesome and unique shots that we stumbled across that I can’t wait to experiment with. Caroline Pierce is lotsa fun.
Grrr. I need one of my shoots to actually come together. The last two fall aparts have been discouraging, even though neither of them were my fault.
I have all of these ideas in my head and I want to get them on film.
Blah Blah Blah.
TMS stayed over last night. I got in after 10 and simply passed out. I was too tired to even eat dinner. Varla was happy with the alone time, though, and I suspect that TMS didn’t mind catching up on Dr. Who.
I did sleep in my collar, which was nice. Haven’t done that in a while. My custom collar from Axsmar. I wear my bracelet all the time, but sometimes the more traditional collar is nice.
So, that’s that.
I’m off to do bills and interwebs stuff.
L8TR

‘Allo. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, was going to write about my new femdom, or lezdom, scene with Emma Heart on Chanta’s Bitches (chantasbitches.com), but I see that my friend Marky D Sade (aka God) already beat me to the punch. So, straight from his bondage blog, allow me to open up a fresh can of What He Said.

This bondage blog gives props to the beautiful femdom Mz Berlin, for her excellent shoot with Chanta’s Bitches (chantasbitches.com). Lovers of shibari (rope bondage) will appreciate the rigging on this shoot, and lovers of hot women fucking will too! Mz Berlin is a great domme. I love her patter while she’s tormenting bondage model Emma Heart. I love watching her flog. Berlin has flair. I’m not just saying that because she’s my friend. Check it out. Girl/girl bdsm doesn’t have to try hard to be sexy, but Chanta’s Bitches is more than sexy. It’s good. It’s bondage. It’s scene. Twisted Factory and Chanta’s Bitches always delivers quality bondage with top name models. Always. Enjoy.

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.