Had a wonderful day today! Got up early, ran late to set, got done early and had an amazing time with Mark Davis, who has worked with me on SexAndSubmission.com for Kink.com. We got to get down without rope or whips today and it was amazing. I’m still a bit spun. I’m very excited about the launch of my paysite. Shooting with all of my favorite people in order to get content has been such an experience in and of itself.

Although the shoot today was all about me being a femme fatale being a completely dirty girl, it was certainly very D/s based. I’ve never interacted with Mr. Davis any other way. I reflected on that afterwards. I suppose I could’ve been mouthier or played a character or whatever, but there was a reason it wasn’t scripted.

I believe that we got some amazing footage and intense photos and can’t wait to see both. I went from glam to smeared eyeliner in two seconds. There were no bdsm accessories but it was just as intense as SAS. Having TMS and Steen right there was awesome and a little awkward, but that’s why I wanted Mr. Davis there so I could just focus on him.

Directing and subbing at the same time is really hard. Not as hard as subbing and topping at the same time, but difficult. All I can really do is put the best people I know together at the same time and then go with it. Working with people I really like, trust and that know what they’re doing is my formula and I think that it’s working.

And in case I haven’t mentioned it before, Mark Davis is my favorite dude porn star ever. Ridiculous. I’m not sure if it’s the accent or that he’s confident enough to pick me up by the throat. Either way, I hope I can get him a lot for the site. Because I am a twisted individual, I can’t wait until I can get him to fuck my friends for my site.

Steen and TMS both said that they didn’t perv out at all during the shoot, which sort of dissapointed me. I’ve totally perved out at shoots. I’ve perved out with other people at shoots.  Do I get a gold star for that? Isn’t that why you’re reading this blog? Because I perv out? And will talk about it, actually do it and take photos/videos of it?  Talk to me!! Why are you here, Faithful Reader? Am I funny, am I hot, do you like the LOLCats? I certainly haven’t been putting up enough free porno lately, and haven’t been very good about updating my Clip Store. I guess I’m just anticipating putting all the pieces in place for my site.

K. Gonna recoup so I can go beat the boys that are bad with Nikki Hunter in the morning. My life, on the whole, is pretty bad ass.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  was cruising around the internet the other day, minding my own business, when I came across Jade Indica getting nailed on Sex and Submission (sexandsubmission.com) bBy the amazing Mark Davis! Lucky her! In addition, Dia Zerva is also getting lovingly beaten by Mr. Davis. I’ve worked with both Jade and Dia. They are motherfuckin’ tough, and both love bondage and are very into the moment. I’m going to spend the rest of the day wearing out my Hitachi Magic Wand.

Also, you can catch Jade Indica in my kinky clip store!!

Yay!!

The Fabulous Mz Berlin has to say, Wow! Shit is getting crazy over at The Training of O. The castle is coming to life.  As faithful readers will know, TTOO (the trainingofo.com) is conceptually my favorite site. I think that James has done a great job of bringing a fantastic reality to life. And, from checking out the previews and his Twitters, Mr. Acworth doesn’t seem to mind at all.
I was especially impressed with the guest list at The First Supper. Jade Indica, Cherry and my favorite porn slut kitty, Satine Phoenix were in attendance. Not to mention Princess Donna, Matt Williams and Lobo. I would’ve love to have been in a cage in the corner!
I loved that all of the graduates were in stockings and garters and heels, and really think the formal dress on the part of the attendees was lovely.
Pomp and circumstance certainly got my attention.
Go check it out!

Wow. Life really came at me fast today! I’ve been moving and shaking since I woke up and it feels like there’s no end in site, even though it’s almost 1 am!! I’m still doing laundry, and did quite a bit of rearranging around the house. Bought more shoe storage. I’ve almost got it under control. Almost.
Also worked in the garden. I’m tearing everything out and starting over. I want pretty flowers and ground cover. Right now it’s lots of sea grass. Boring.
Went over to Steens this afternoon and observed Darenzia recovering. We ate cupcakes and watched Pootie Tang.
“You can’t beat a ho! They like that shit!!”
Classic.
I’m working on lots of rad content, with the likes of January Seraph, Satine Phoenix and lots of dirty boys who need to be beaten. In the meantime, here’s a pic from Danni.com
Enjoy!!

Please go check out my clips for sale store. There’s awesome stuff in there, full of my hot friends including Jewell Marceau, Satine Phoenix, Eden Wells, January Seraph, Jade Indica, Natali Demore and plenty of others!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

Later, gators-
TFFMB

It looks like I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  am trying to run from Lochai, while I’m midair. Haha!
(Yes, that is a full hair suspension.) It’s always a good time at Hogtied.

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Wookie, famed and loud and drunk internet bondage porno pundit is doing a play by play commentary on my, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  epic shoot with bondage rock star Lochai!! If you’re a member of kink.com, go check out the hogtied.com forums. And play my drinking game!!  See you in the forums.
As Always
Mz B.

OMG!! LOL!! I watched the latest Hogtied (hogtied.com) shoot starring moi, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  and it was totally awesome. I’ll begin at the beginning and go from there. Hogtied is a guaranteed trip, I tell ya.

The Hair Suspension- I can’t believe it happened! I wrote Lochai before the shoot and asked if it was a possibility and I guess he wanted to do it before I changed my mind. In general, that’s the best way to operate with me. I’d asked Claire Adams about it before, and she told me it was mostly mental, which was true. I do have a funny piece of BTS. Usually, on a set, as a model, you’ll be asked to put your weight into a suspension to see if it’s going to work. I was too much of a chicken to put my weight on my hair, and I told Lochai he’d just have to yank me up. I’m happy he did. It was surreal, to be lifted up by an extension of yourself. Not sure if that makes sense. (I LOVED it so much that I want to get a pic of me in my corset dress hung by my hair with my shoes tied to the floor, super stylized and creepy. It’s my new personal image fantasy.) Watching my feet dangle in mid air was really freaky about this particular scene. And I love when I’m so overwhelmed by physical stress that I can’t think. Awesome.

The Inverted No Wiggle Room Suspension- WTF? I couldn’t move an inch! I totally loved the flogging and am only confused as to why Lochai didn’t beat up my hoo hoo more. Everyone (yeah, I watch my own porn with my friends. We eat popcorn and stuff) was saying “Smack her pussy more!!” It was really tough, and once again I was totally overwhelmed. I didn’t have a clear recollection of the scene because it was another “out of my head” tie. I loved that the breast ties were functional and holding me in place. Did I mention this was a No Wiggle Room Tie?

Lazy Dom Zipper Mind Fuck- AACCCKKK!!! I could see it. I knew what was going to happen, but I was too fascinated to even try to get out of it. I always love when TomKat pops onto one of the sets I’ve been summoned to. Machines are the bomb dot com. Seeing it was the fucked up part. Totally fucked up. I really was genuinely scared by the idea of what was going to happen. I probably should’ve held off on my lasik ’til after this shoot. Haha! I do have to say, though, that I really liked the zipper. I would be totally freaked out to do it again, but I would still do it. I really loved being totally scared, and then it being totally over. It was a “boom” and then silence. My head was going a mile a minute, the button was depressed, and there was a long moment of quiet in my head. Lovely.

The Horrible, Awful, No Good Zip Ties- Those fuckers are mean. You move, they don’t. You wiggle, they dig in. I loved the finality of the plastic. I was stuck. The foot bondage felt amazing and even though it was “only” a hogtie, I felt extremely stressed. The asshook/hair combo is one of my faves, and was rather interesting combined with the zip ties. By the time I was in this position I think I had cum so much during the day that I was exhausted. Forced orgasms… yeah.

Did I mention that? That I was so overwhelmed by the bondage that I couldn’t NOT cum?

What a horrible job I have.

Not.

The only thing I didn’t like about the shoot was my lack of hair and makeup. I’m nearly nude!! But it was my own damn fault for being late. People have been requesting a minimal Berlin shoot, and there you have it.

There was not enough face slapping, but I’m sure if I’m mouthy enough that Lochai may remedy that. (A girl can dream, can’t she?)

Aside to Lochai- My dream has a kilt in it.

I did not count how many times I said “Fuck”, but I’d love to know. Wookie? Drinking Game 4 U??

Party On, Wayne!!

Party On, Garth!!

Shwing!!

And my non linear day continues. Go look at my porn, please.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am incensed that Lochai, the head of Hogtied (hogtied.com) and master shibari rigger, called me a BITCH (that’s right. All caps. Ima plant a cattle prod up that Joe Pesci motherfucker).  I did my first hair suspension for him. I did a guh-rate scene in this week’s Hogtied update, as you can see from the pictures. Lochai, Lochai, Lochai.. what am I going to do with you? Perhaps we need Wookie to mediate a peace. Honestly, this Hogtied shoot is one of the hottest bondage shoots I’ve done. Kink.com is one my two regular gigs, because I only work with the best. I’ll have more to day about Lochai’s poor choice of words, don’t you worry.

Neither I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, nor Matt Williams can count.  I did four shoots for Hogtied (hogtied.com) this year, but if you look at the entry for the shoot, Matt (the former head of Hogtied, and current head of Ultimate Surrender) wrote that this was my fifth shoot for Hogtied. Tsk Tsk.  I am 4/5 of a person, hence the Dred Scott thing, but moreover, HOGTIED OWES ME A SHOOT!  Matt Williams was the first man to touch me on camera.  He has a place in my heart because I adore him, and trusted him enough to … well… I trust Matt enought to tie me to a rail by my tits and then attempt to lift me up with a hook. I mean, really, just look at the images.  I trust Matt enough to allow him to do that to me. That’s why my shoots with him are always super hot. I really get off, and I really get turned on with Matt. So, what’s this mean for you, Dear Reader? Simple. BUY MY PORN. The end.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am continuing my retrospective of my appearances on Hogtied (hogtied.com) with a piece I like to call, Girl with Big Boobs Bound On A Rack. Although the bondage is hot and heavy, I would say this is primarily a breast shoot, in that my boobs were tied in various ways, and were slapped, my nipples cruelly pinched, etc. I love working for Hogtied… Lochai. Lochai? Are you listening? I… want… to … be… on Hogtied with YOU!  What’s a girl got to do? I mean, look at these pictures! Talk about a pro.  I kid. I love working with Hogtied because they’re always great, and they put out consistently great content, and the Fabulous Mz Berlin only works with the best, babe. Now… off to deal with my laundry. (not).

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  am this weeks’ update on Fetish Nation dominating a defenseless Mina Meow on my own terms. Dressed in a slick latex cat suit and corset I put her in device bondage, fuck her with a dildo and play my favorite game- pain for pleasure. Ms. Meow enjoyed our Fetish Nation date, and I can’t imagine that you won’t.
Enjoy!!
xo
Mz B.

Oh, yeah- and go buy my porn. Endurance, featuring January Seraph is currently going up, and all of Cruelty, with Mistress Gemini is up. She makes me cry and everything. It’s hot.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have appeared on Hogtied (hogtied.com) more than any other girl this year, and I’m celebrating this with a Hogtied retrospective. Lochai, do you see this? Will you do this to me? Matt Williams did an amazing job with the rigging, including an inverse suspension, and some crazy ropework (look at the picture above. Now direct your gaze away from my perfect ass, and look at the rope. Isn’t it beautiful? The intricacy of shibari is intoxicating, both for the Dominant as well as the submissive. When I tie up my subs (don’t forget I’m a switch!) the focus required to rig properly, and artistically, is a kind of foreplay.  This bondage shoot was amazingly intense, with dildo fucking, forced orgasms, and plenty of different positions pushing my limits. I love working with Matt. He’s a true friend, and true artist, and a true Dom. I can’t wait to work with the man Matt hand picked to run Hogtied, Lochai.  Hurry up! Mz Berlin hates waiting! Oh, and don’t forget to BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have been on Hogtied (Hogtied.com) more than any other girl, in the last year. Kink.com has been very good to me, and I love working both for, and with them every time I have the chance. I’m doing a bit of a Hogtied retrospective to close out November. Why? Well, to sell my porn, of course! A girl’s got to eat, but also to showcase the great experiences I’ve had with Hogtied, and how I want to work with Lochai, please please please. I will probably work with him in January, but I want him to notice ME! Take a look at this shoot from September 2007. It was my first shoot for Hogtied, and I was nervous, but I think I brought it. Breast binding, a la shibari is perfect for a girl with big boobs! Take a look, and BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have a hard time drawing attention away from ME… but I’m biting down on a strip of leather, and sweating through it. Charley Chase is amazing in this scene from Hogtied (hogtied.com). Breast bondage, and big toes… nicely done, Matt.  Look at the picture above, and see how powerless she is.  That’s the pull.  To watch as Matt Williams places the black Hitachi Magic Wand on her clit, and she can’t do a thing to stop him, but squirm, and moan. It’s hot, I admit it. I’m going to close out November with a Hogtied retrospective, mainly featuring me, as I’ve been in more Hogtied shoots, this year,  than any other girl. That’s right, Lochai! Don’t you miss me?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

HOGTIED.COM FEATURES PORN LEGEND KYLIE IRELAND

Adult Legend Submits to Tight Bondage and Forced Orgasms

SAN FRANCISCO (November 25, 2008) – Fans of bondage should give thanks this week, as bondage website Hogtied.com welcomes adult legend Kylie Ireland for her first appearance on the site in a hardcore bondage scene with Hogtied director Matt Williams.

“I’ve had a lot of people asking when I was going to come and do this,” said Ireland. “When I started mentioning it on my website and on my MySpace page, I got a lot of feedback. So I’m hoping everybody’ll dig it, and think it’s really cool — because I had a blast!”

Ireland decided to shoot with the San Francisco-based Kink.com, which produces Hogtied, due to her own interest in BDSM as well as at the urging of WiredPussy.com director Princess Donna and Kink.com regulars including Mark Davis and Derrick Pierce. “A lot of the stuff I direct is bondage related,” said Ireland, “and the girls will tell me what they’ve been doing up here; I’ve just been hearing so much about Kink.com.”

The Hogtied.com scene was Ireland’s first on-camera bondage experience, having been shot this summer just before her August appearance with Mark Davis on SexAndSubmission.com. In the 71-minute scene, Ireland submits to the hands of former site director Williams, who recently relinquished the directorial reins at Hogtied to Lochai, an award-winning fine art bondage photographer, educator and rigger.  In one of his last shoots as the site’s director, Williams made sure to give Ireland a memorable experience. After being bound, gagged, clamped, spanked, whipped, fingered, vibrated, and double-penetrated by enormous dildos, Ireland showed her appreciation with countless explosive orgasms, in keeping with her legendary abilities and star power.

Ireland burst onto the scene in 1994, winning AVN’s Best New Starlet award, back-to-back Fan Favorite FOXE awards, and being named one of Playboy’s top 10 porn stars for 1997. She was again honored by being listed by AVN among the top 50 porn stars of all time in 2001, and inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2005. Now the veteran of over 400 adult movies as well as being a seasoned director, Ireland has also appeared in mainstream projects like Tales from the Crypt and Strange Days.

More information about Kylie Ireland can be found at www.KylieIreland.com and at her MySpace page, http://www.myspace.com/kylieireland,

ABOUT KINK.COM: San Francisco erotica studio Kink.com provides authentic fetish entertainment that seeks to demystify alternative sexualities and inspire sexual adventurers. Since the launch of its first site, Hogtied.com, in 1997, Kink.com has developed a network of premium adult sites that now operate from studios in the San Francisco Armory, a decommissioned National Guard facility with sets ranging from stark dungeons to luxurious pieds-à-terre. Kink.com also operates a free documentary site at BehindKink.com and the leading fetish affiliate network, KinkyDollars.com.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, fought the cattle prod and won!! Today my shoot with Princess Donna for Wired Pussy (wiredpussy.com) came out. That was really, really fast. Kink.com shot it the 14th of last month. Here were my reflections following that shoot-

“Amazing day today.
My adoration of Princess Donna won over my fear of electricity and I think I broke through something that’s been a hard limit for a long time. I really enjoyed my work today, feel accomplished and I also felt like I moved through a mental barrier I had. I’m really proud of myself.
And even more in love with Princess Donna.
*sigh*

I’m such a slut, but at least I’m a romantic one. ”

Now that the shoot is out, you can see why I felt a little accomplished and even more in love with Princess Donna.  I’ve shot twice for wiredpussy.com and have loved it both times. The Princess is accomplished at putting her subjects in predicaments and making you love her for it.

And, because she is a people pleaser, she also runs a b/g site (where she is still the ruler of her kingdom) called Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com)

For all you faithful readers, this shoot is the first and only I’ve worn my septum ring and finally got over my fear of The Cattle Prod since my sabbatical.

As an unapologetic self promoting aside, my clip store has lots of recent updates featuring myself, Jewell Marceau, Natali Demore and a good old fashioned spanking clip from bondagebyrequest.com.

And onto the free porno-

I (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) am crossposting this from Marky D Sade’s awesome bondage blog, because I like it, and I love Princess Donna and her new site, Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com).  You’ll see me at her mercy soon, on Wired Pussy (wiredpussy.com), and I can’t wait!  Ok, here’s Marky’s post (not Markie Post).

This bondage blog gives kudos to Princess Donna’s new Kink.com site, Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com).  Charley Chase attends a dinner party, as Princess Donna’s slave, and is pressed into service as a common fuck toy. Notice how the dinner guests fuck her mouth and pussy with dildos, before hogtying her and fucking her until she’s covered in the cum of nameless strangers.  Well, the gent in the blue shirt certainly looks like Kink.com CEO Peter Acworth. Public Disgrace is a genius site, because around the core of humilation and domination, you have layers of complementary fetishes, like the food fetish evident in this scene. There’s also electrical play, and wet and messy… it goes on. The only constant I’ve seen so far is quality creativity and execution. Kudos to Charley Chase for being such a good sport. Remember folks, this is all a game. Public Disgrace has acheved something rare in porn. Novelty. It’s worth the look, my friends. Enjoy.

*canned applause here*

Whew!! Just spent two days working with Brazzers. Day one was Regan Reese and Jordan Ashe and day two was Mark Woods. Both scenes were on the sillier side of things, but I got to dress up in some over the top outfits and play fun characters. The crew was really nice and, overall, it was a pretty chill two days. It was colder in Vegas than I was expecting, even though I’d been only a few days before.

TMS stayed over last night. He was here when I got home from the airport, catching up on Dexter. I have the first couple of seasons from iTunes. They haven’t released the 3rd season yet, so I’ve been watching it 2nd hand, grainy and uploaded to a site prone to pop up windows. There are worse problems to have. He’s gone off to play football and to prep for his film tomorrow. He’s directing a short and they have to do a day of pick ups.

and onto the porno…

(Go to my dirty bondage blog for direct linkage. I’m lazy.)

I’m this weeks update everywhere you want to be on the kinky side of the web. You can see my highly anticipated (at least by me) update with Mark Davis on Sex and Submission (sexandsubmission.com) in which I’m not only encased in my own 20.5″ corset but also in the custom steel that TMS had made for me. =). Marty pulled out all the stops and in addition to high heels, stockings, more metal bondage, stress positions, ballet boots and a partial suspension, I also squirt. Many have tried. Many have failed. Mark wins.

You can see my second appearance on FuckedAndBound with Derrick Pierce, also highly anticipated (also at least by myself). (I’m currently also petitioning for a round 2 with this fine gentleman.) Wrapped in Chanta’s tightest bondage, I’m stripped of my expensive lingerie and high heels. My red lipstick fades and my eyeliner runs as Derrick has fun with his willing victim. I’m put through my paces with my elbows together, douple nipple clamps, the cat-o-nine, an immobilizing tie and a painful suspension before being put away at The Factory in breast bondage and a tight ball gag.

Until I’m needed to beat bitches, bitches like Charley Chase. Dressed to kill, I teach her all about customer service utlizing a painful graduated suspension, an evil elbows together tie engineered by Chanta, positive reinforcement with lots of forced orgasms and exactly 120 face slaps. Theres a killer pile driver scene and Charley takes quite the ass beating. She also squirted, but I was not the first to ever make her do that. And she was a good girl. She stayed away from my shoes. =)

K.
Back to my Sunday.
I have Monday to worry about.
As Always
TFFMB

Look at this amazing pose! Mark Davis is an amazing shibari rigger. I (the Fabulous Mz Berlin) was forced to cum (and squirt!) while being bound like a unicursal hexagram, and I had my head and hands encased for an intense sensory deprivation experience. I trust Mark Davis, and he’s one of my favorite Doms ever, not just at Kink.com. Sex and Submission really has outdone itself, with the innovation, and the fetish aspect, of this shoot. The head encasement is something that’s not seen much, and it’s really impressive. You can see a lot of me on Sex and Submission, as well as The Training of O, Water Bondage, and other Kink.com sites. If you’re in the market for a busty redheaded switch, I’m your girl. Buy my porn! I made it for you!!

Kink.com just launched a brand new site.  At its’ helm is my not-so-secret crush, Princess Donna.  So far, the first one is my favorite. Featuring the beautiful, if elusive in my life, Sarah Jane Ceylon, it depicts a fantasy that every woman, myself included, has had. She’s at the mercy of the aforementioned cruel and beautiful Princess Donna and her rope bondage, and is “nabbed” by several hooded men. Sarah Jane then services her captors with the Princess as ringleader. A girl getting fucked by a room full of strangers in a safe, sane, and consensual environment?
Hot.
I’ve worked with most of the kink.com sites. They know how to throw down. Go check this one out.
As Always
TFFMB (The Fabulous Mz Berlin)

PS – BUY MY PORN. I made it for you!