It looks like I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  am trying to run from Lochai, while I’m midair. Haha!
(Yes, that is a full hair suspension.) It’s always a good time at Hogtied.

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Wookie, famed and loud and drunk internet bondage porno pundit is doing a play by play commentary on my, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  epic shoot with bondage rock star Lochai!! If you’re a member of kink.com, go check out the hogtied.com forums. And play my drinking game!!  See you in the forums.
As Always
Mz B.

OMG!! LOL!! I watched the latest Hogtied (hogtied.com) shoot starring moi, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  and it was totally awesome. I’ll begin at the beginning and go from there. Hogtied is a guaranteed trip, I tell ya.

The Hair Suspension- I can’t believe it happened! I wrote Lochai before the shoot and asked if it was a possibility and I guess he wanted to do it before I changed my mind. In general, that’s the best way to operate with me. I’d asked Claire Adams about it before, and she told me it was mostly mental, which was true. I do have a funny piece of BTS. Usually, on a set, as a model, you’ll be asked to put your weight into a suspension to see if it’s going to work. I was too much of a chicken to put my weight on my hair, and I told Lochai he’d just have to yank me up. I’m happy he did. It was surreal, to be lifted up by an extension of yourself. Not sure if that makes sense. (I LOVED it so much that I want to get a pic of me in my corset dress hung by my hair with my shoes tied to the floor, super stylized and creepy. It’s my new personal image fantasy.) Watching my feet dangle in mid air was really freaky about this particular scene. And I love when I’m so overwhelmed by physical stress that I can’t think. Awesome.

The Inverted No Wiggle Room Suspension- WTF? I couldn’t move an inch! I totally loved the flogging and am only confused as to why Lochai didn’t beat up my hoo hoo more. Everyone (yeah, I watch my own porn with my friends. We eat popcorn and stuff) was saying “Smack her pussy more!!” It was really tough, and once again I was totally overwhelmed. I didn’t have a clear recollection of the scene because it was another “out of my head” tie. I loved that the breast ties were functional and holding me in place. Did I mention this was a No Wiggle Room Tie?

Lazy Dom Zipper Mind Fuck- AACCCKKK!!! I could see it. I knew what was going to happen, but I was too fascinated to even try to get out of it. I always love when TomKat pops onto one of the sets I’ve been summoned to. Machines are the bomb dot com. Seeing it was the fucked up part. Totally fucked up. I really was genuinely scared by the idea of what was going to happen. I probably should’ve held off on my lasik ’til after this shoot. Haha! I do have to say, though, that I really liked the zipper. I would be totally freaked out to do it again, but I would still do it. I really loved being totally scared, and then it being totally over. It was a “boom” and then silence. My head was going a mile a minute, the button was depressed, and there was a long moment of quiet in my head. Lovely.

The Horrible, Awful, No Good Zip Ties- Those fuckers are mean. You move, they don’t. You wiggle, they dig in. I loved the finality of the plastic. I was stuck. The foot bondage felt amazing and even though it was “only” a hogtie, I felt extremely stressed. The asshook/hair combo is one of my faves, and was rather interesting combined with the zip ties. By the time I was in this position I think I had cum so much during the day that I was exhausted. Forced orgasms… yeah.

Did I mention that? That I was so overwhelmed by the bondage that I couldn’t NOT cum?

What a horrible job I have.

Not.

The only thing I didn’t like about the shoot was my lack of hair and makeup. I’m nearly nude!! But it was my own damn fault for being late. People have been requesting a minimal Berlin shoot, and there you have it.

There was not enough face slapping, but I’m sure if I’m mouthy enough that Lochai may remedy that. (A girl can dream, can’t she?)

Aside to Lochai- My dream has a kilt in it.

I did not count how many times I said “Fuck”, but I’d love to know. Wookie? Drinking Game 4 U??

Party On, Wayne!!

Party On, Garth!!

Shwing!!

And my non linear day continues. Go look at my porn, please.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am incensed that Lochai, the head of Hogtied (hogtied.com) and master shibari rigger, called me a BITCH (that’s right. All caps. Ima plant a cattle prod up that Joe Pesci motherfucker).  I did my first hair suspension for him. I did a guh-rate scene in this week’s Hogtied update, as you can see from the pictures. Lochai, Lochai, Lochai.. what am I going to do with you? Perhaps we need Wookie to mediate a peace. Honestly, this Hogtied shoot is one of the hottest bondage shoots I’ve done. Kink.com is one my two regular gigs, because I only work with the best. I’ll have more to day about Lochai’s poor choice of words, don’t you worry.

So, here’s what I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  posted in the Kink.com forums. I’m tired and am getting in the bath and going to bed.
Lochai rocked it and was awesome. If he doesn’t have me back soon, I will cry and wither away. I need to be tied up. I went through a period last year where I did not want to be tied up, and now I do. So that’s that. Matt? Sabrina? Chanta? Princess Donna? Marty? Lochai? Eden? Do you hear me? Please tie me up a lot this year and be mean to me. I will be good and will attempt to be quiet.

And on with the post from another place-

The first hogtied shoot of 2009 went off without any hitches mostly, caused me to curse (!!!!!), involved ties that I’ve never done and a few that I didn’t think I could, one that I’ve only seen in photos, more authentic orgasms than any other shoot ever (anywhere!!!), a taste of my own medicine and a lazy dom contraption that you can’t even begin to fathom. Seriously. *raised eyebrow goes here*

In addition, I wore less makeup for this shoot than any other I’ve done. Which may not matter to you, but is notable to me. And was my own damn fault.

Because I can’t tell you exactly what happened during the shoot, because that wouldn’t give anyone incentive to petition the man in the jumpsuit to get the shoot published, I’ve decided to tell you why my reactions are worth petitioning for and the basics. It was mostly category 5, challenged the living daylights out of me and made me curse. I don’t think I’ve ever cursed in a shoot as a submissive/bottom/slave/whatever. Seriously. Maybe I’ve let a few go, but nothing on this level. It was ridiculous. I will also say that this particular update embodies the meaning of “helpless”.

I will also say that I’ve been tied up. A lot. By the best. I’m a spoiled bondage brat. And today I did three things that I’ve never done before and two that I didn’t know were even on the table for me. I was genuinely freaked out several times by the predicaments I was in. Which probably led to the whole orgasm thing.

In the future, I’d like more face slapping, but it wasn’t really appropriate ’cause I just had LASIK and the knocking out a cornea would suck. That’s my only complaint, and it’s a selfish one. And I didn’t really care about the cornea thing until I’d typed it and realized that it would’ve been a bad thing.

And you need to see the contraption. Because of my recent LASIK, I could see it. I’m not sure that was a good thing. Which is a good thing. It takes me quite a bit to get worked up, which is entertaining for you.

Which brings me to my point.

Please join me in asking Lochai to fast track this update because it’s super intense, all shot real time (the scenes, not the shoot), and because I’m curious to know how many times I dropped the “F” bomb.

Also, if this shoot is fast tracked it is guaranteed a Drunken Wookie Update. You know you love them.

Not much BTS to report. We got right down to business because I was a tad late in getting to The Armory, Lochai wears kilts IRL which is totally hot, I talked nonstop from the moment I walked in the door because I was so nervous, and the Princess Donna/Mark Davis shoot was going on next door. I offered my fluffing services (twice!) but they were not required. I didn’t really expect them to be, but it doesn’t hurt to ask. Twice. I also don’t think that Lochai was aware that when I’m working with someone that he has the right to gag me for the entire day. I hope that he will summon me again in spite of my verbosity. *raised eyebrow also goes here*

So, that’s that.

Over and Out.

Mz Berlin, the tired

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, can’t sleep.
Again.
I’ve been organizing and moving and getting ready for tomorrow all day.
And planning AVN stuff.
And planning the move itself.
I haven’t had any caffiene.
I think I’m just all jazzed up. Whatever. My body will work it out.
I was doing well on my schedule this week. Bed by 11, up a bit after 7, functioning by 9. I (hopefully) will be so exhausted tomorrow that I fall asleep as soon as I get off of the plane. Because…..
Tomorrow is my first Hogtied.com shoot with Lochai. Yay!! My WebDude’s passive aggressive posting and my in-person cuteness as well as what I assume to be wildly contrasting assesments of working with me has lured him in.
Or maybe he just likes big boobs.
We’ll see.
I’m game.
Just finished dyeing my hair.
Spent today going through bank statements and starting to work on my taxes. This is the first year I get to send other people pieces of paper stating that I paid them, and not the other way around.
I think that this year will be about stabilizing what I’ve built.

- Working on my website and my blog are numero uno

- Shooting, Shooting, Shooting. For myself and other people.

- Finishing my trilogy. I think I may have nailed down a way to do it for less. And make it even more awesome. Seriously.

- Making my house Fabulous with only recycled or refurbished or used items. No Ikea bullshit. No ready made. I love to refinish, and L.A. is full of and surrounded by cheap antique stores and Beverly Hills garage sales.

- Quitting this whole smoking business. May 16th is the cut off date. After that, no more. It shall be done.

- Going overseas and running around naked over there.

- Being a better director/rigger/domme.

The rest of my resolutions are a bit personal, regarding my own behavior and reactions to others, as well as my commitment to them.

Criss Angel is the biggest douche face there is. I get the Larry King podcast and there he was with Holly Madison talking about his whole new level of art and entertainment that is beyond magic blah blah. Holly Madison looked bored and should have worn a brighter color and tried to look a little more rock star musician.
Any anger that caused was smoothed over by today’s Face The Nation featuring Dick Cheney. I seriously love Bob Sheiffer. He is the most amazing person in the world and his interviews are the best. He corners you with this interested smile on his face and everyone caves. Everyone. Watching Cheney crack and admit and scowl was wonderful.
So, off to hogtied tomorrow. I’ll try to take some BTS with my awesome iPhone, if I’m allowed.

(But… did she finish her laundry?)

It’s been a good weekend.
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, slept in with the rain falling down yesterday, then watched the news and cuddled with Varla. Went out for dinner with a new friend from the porno world, Mr. Vouyer, at the Formosa. (As an aside, he is the distributor of my awesome flick for Burning Angel Entertainment, “Big Boobs Are Cool 2: Nipples Strike Back!!) I got the mac n cheese, of course. I think I converted him to the wonder of lobster and truffle oil in your cheesy mac.
Today I worked on organizing the family reunion thingy. I think we’ve nailed it down to the 4th of July weekend. It’s going to be an ordeal, but well worth it. We haven’t really gotten together since Gpa and Great Gma died. I’m excited about being the organizer, too. I have the time, and I’m really enjoying all of the phone calls and nailing down the dates. I’ll probably be pulling my hair out in June, but it will be worth it.
After dealing with family stuff I went to get The Boy and we ate at Mels’ Drive In (I had French Toast) then came back to my house to watch some South Park.
TMS is back safe and sound from car racing. I wish I could post the pictures of him in his racing stuff here, but he is only off camera on line and otherwise. When I get to drive the car, I’ll make sure to take lotsa pictures.
I’ve moved my eye surgery date to December 16th, this Tuesday. I talked to Mark and it looks like my schedule is pretty clear, so I’m just going to go ahead and do it. Then I’ll be able to wear makeup by Christmas!
In January news, I am booked to shoot with Lochai for Hogtied! My dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my one last shoot with Matt, though!!
I’m going through another bondage slut phase. I just want to be tied up, preferably suspended, all the time. I’m really enjoying mixing corsets with bondage right now, too.
Blah Blah Blah.
K.
Gonna finish Capote, watch the news, clean the cat box and hit the hay. I really need to get my fucking laundry done. Again. Still. It’s perpetual.
This December is not sucking so far. I’m actually in a good mood.
It’s life and life only.(Even the President Of The United States sometimes must have to stand naked)

Neither I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, nor Matt Williams can count.  I did four shoots for Hogtied (hogtied.com) this year, but if you look at the entry for the shoot, Matt (the former head of Hogtied, and current head of Ultimate Surrender) wrote that this was my fifth shoot for Hogtied. Tsk Tsk.  I am 4/5 of a person, hence the Dred Scott thing, but moreover, HOGTIED OWES ME A SHOOT!  Matt Williams was the first man to touch me on camera.  He has a place in my heart because I adore him, and trusted him enough to … well… I trust Matt enought to tie me to a rail by my tits and then attempt to lift me up with a hook. I mean, really, just look at the images.  I trust Matt enough to allow him to do that to me. That’s why my shoots with him are always super hot. I really get off, and I really get turned on with Matt. So, what’s this mean for you, Dear Reader? Simple. BUY MY PORN. The end.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am continuing my retrospective of my appearances on Hogtied (hogtied.com) with a piece I like to call, Girl with Big Boobs Bound On A Rack. Although the bondage is hot and heavy, I would say this is primarily a breast shoot, in that my boobs were tied in various ways, and were slapped, my nipples cruelly pinched, etc. I love working for Hogtied… Lochai. Lochai? Are you listening? I… want… to … be… on Hogtied with YOU!  What’s a girl got to do? I mean, look at these pictures! Talk about a pro.  I kid. I love working with Hogtied because they’re always great, and they put out consistently great content, and the Fabulous Mz Berlin only works with the best, babe. Now… off to deal with my laundry. (not).

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have appeared on Hogtied (hogtied.com) more than any other girl this year, and I’m celebrating this with a Hogtied retrospective. Lochai, do you see this? Will you do this to me? Matt Williams did an amazing job with the rigging, including an inverse suspension, and some crazy ropework (look at the picture above. Now direct your gaze away from my perfect ass, and look at the rope. Isn’t it beautiful? The intricacy of shibari is intoxicating, both for the Dominant as well as the submissive. When I tie up my subs (don’t forget I’m a switch!) the focus required to rig properly, and artistically, is a kind of foreplay.  This bondage shoot was amazingly intense, with dildo fucking, forced orgasms, and plenty of different positions pushing my limits. I love working with Matt. He’s a true friend, and true artist, and a true Dom. I can’t wait to work with the man Matt hand picked to run Hogtied, Lochai.  Hurry up! Mz Berlin hates waiting! Oh, and don’t forget to BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have been on Hogtied (Hogtied.com) more than any other girl, in the last year. Kink.com has been very good to me, and I love working both for, and with them every time I have the chance. I’m doing a bit of a Hogtied retrospective to close out November. Why? Well, to sell my porn, of course! A girl’s got to eat, but also to showcase the great experiences I’ve had with Hogtied, and how I want to work with Lochai, please please please. I will probably work with him in January, but I want him to notice ME! Take a look at this shoot from September 2007. It was my first shoot for Hogtied, and I was nervous, but I think I brought it. Breast binding, a la shibari is perfect for a girl with big boobs! Take a look, and BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have a hard time drawing attention away from ME… but I’m biting down on a strip of leather, and sweating through it. Charley Chase is amazing in this scene from Hogtied (hogtied.com). Breast bondage, and big toes… nicely done, Matt.  Look at the picture above, and see how powerless she is.  That’s the pull.  To watch as Matt Williams places the black Hitachi Magic Wand on her clit, and she can’t do a thing to stop him, but squirm, and moan. It’s hot, I admit it. I’m going to close out November with a Hogtied retrospective, mainly featuring me, as I’ve been in more Hogtied shoots, this year,  than any other girl. That’s right, Lochai! Don’t you miss me?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

HOGTIED.COM FEATURES PORN LEGEND KYLIE IRELAND

Adult Legend Submits to Tight Bondage and Forced Orgasms

SAN FRANCISCO (November 25, 2008) – Fans of bondage should give thanks this week, as bondage website Hogtied.com welcomes adult legend Kylie Ireland for her first appearance on the site in a hardcore bondage scene with Hogtied director Matt Williams.

“I’ve had a lot of people asking when I was going to come and do this,” said Ireland. “When I started mentioning it on my website and on my MySpace page, I got a lot of feedback. So I’m hoping everybody’ll dig it, and think it’s really cool — because I had a blast!”

Ireland decided to shoot with the San Francisco-based Kink.com, which produces Hogtied, due to her own interest in BDSM as well as at the urging of WiredPussy.com director Princess Donna and Kink.com regulars including Mark Davis and Derrick Pierce. “A lot of the stuff I direct is bondage related,” said Ireland, “and the girls will tell me what they’ve been doing up here; I’ve just been hearing so much about Kink.com.”

The Hogtied.com scene was Ireland’s first on-camera bondage experience, having been shot this summer just before her August appearance with Mark Davis on SexAndSubmission.com. In the 71-minute scene, Ireland submits to the hands of former site director Williams, who recently relinquished the directorial reins at Hogtied to Lochai, an award-winning fine art bondage photographer, educator and rigger.  In one of his last shoots as the site’s director, Williams made sure to give Ireland a memorable experience. After being bound, gagged, clamped, spanked, whipped, fingered, vibrated, and double-penetrated by enormous dildos, Ireland showed her appreciation with countless explosive orgasms, in keeping with her legendary abilities and star power.

Ireland burst onto the scene in 1994, winning AVN’s Best New Starlet award, back-to-back Fan Favorite FOXE awards, and being named one of Playboy’s top 10 porn stars for 1997. She was again honored by being listed by AVN among the top 50 porn stars of all time in 2001, and inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2005. Now the veteran of over 400 adult movies as well as being a seasoned director, Ireland has also appeared in mainstream projects like Tales from the Crypt and Strange Days.

More information about Kylie Ireland can be found at www.KylieIreland.com and at her MySpace page, http://www.myspace.com/kylieireland,

ABOUT KINK.COM: San Francisco erotica studio Kink.com provides authentic fetish entertainment that seeks to demystify alternative sexualities and inspire sexual adventurers. Since the launch of its first site, Hogtied.com, in 1997, Kink.com has developed a network of premium adult sites that now operate from studios in the San Francisco Armory, a decommissioned National Guard facility with sets ranging from stark dungeons to luxurious pieds-à-terre. Kink.com also operates a free documentary site at BehindKink.com and the leading fetish affiliate network, KinkyDollars.com.

I, the Fabulous Mz. Berlin, have sexy friends! (gasp! But how?) One of my dearest friends is Satine Phoenix. I have wrecked this chick before, which you can see in my clip store (which I made for you!), and she also has a fabulous blog like I do. Once you buy my porn, you should go look at hers! This is a post from it. She rocks, and I’ve fucked her.

PornSLUTkitty Satine Phoenix has done a lot of bondage porn. This scene from Hogtied (hogtied.com) is one fo the classics. She’s bound with ingenius rigging, into a predicament bondage position (seen above) where she has to keep her back arched uncomfortably, or else have her hair pulled painfully. Clever, no? Satine Phoenix is one of the most interesting, diverse, and artistic people in the business. You should take a look at her Hogtied scene, and see if that’s something you want to be a part of. Enjoy!

Mz Berlin works hard for the money. I did this bondage session with Hogtied (hogtied.com) late last year, and it was a doozy. The breast bondage is really quite intricate. Did it hurt? Yep. Was it awesome? Yep. Hogtied, like the all the Kink.com properties, is real bdsm. That bastinado scene, with my feet being caned? That’s real, That rope bondage, and those poses all happened, and it was made into a pretty fucking hot video. Take a look at it. I don’t make bad porn, and I made it for you! You can see more of my bondage and fetish clips here.

I recently read about The 100 Things Challenge. My apartment has been cluttered for ages. It’s just too small. Well, yesterday and today I de-cluttered as much as possible. I don’t know if I could get to just 100 things, even with the collection clause, but I found it inspiring. And perhaps it will save my sanity.
My neighbor, J., got me started on a cleaning spree yesterday and it’s lasted all day. I’ve de-cluttered at the speed of fabulocity. All of my clothes and shoes are reasonably organized. It’s all hung up. Anything iffy, old or unnecessary was given the boot.
Tomorrow I’m tackling my desk.

In other news, I’ve been scoping out the gorilla situation and think it would be awesome if you’d donate money to the International Gorilla Conservation Programme. (Note to faithful readers- I still love exotic antiquities, but that doesn’t mean that I believe in outright extermination in the face of scientific, biological and ethical concerns. Vintage is vintage, though, and should be loved.) I’ll have a link up on my blog soon, too. Please repost the links above if you have the time, energy and inclination.

Shot with January Seraph yesterday at Ken Marcus‘ studio. We did an hour long real time session, minus the time before and once during where I re-tied her. My rigging was inescapable, but my ends kept coming out uneven, even though I was careful. I did a chest harness and the front looked alright, but the back, between her shoulder blades, looked sloppy. I retied it twice.

I just need to keep practicing.

January was hot, though. And super tough. She’s always tougher than she thinks she is. But aren’t we all?
And she didn’t call me vain, or say “Fuck you, Mz Berlin” once.   HaHa.

In naked me on the internet news, I can currently be found giving Kayla Paige the Twisted Factory treatment.  January’s famous last words at The Factory can be found at the bottom of the page. I’m very curious about what her next words at The Factory will be. Here is my favorite still from the Kayla Paige Chanta’s Bitches shoot.

I was also recently on Hogtied. Matt kicked my ass, as usual.
I mistakenly told him that it was my 5th shoot, and he thought so too and put it in the update. Perhaps he’ll invite me back and teach me how to count. Here are two favorite pictures from that shoot.

So, there’s my promotional bullshit and gratuitous nudity.
Go donate to the gorillas.

Or buy my porn.

This was posted on Marky D. Sade’s awesome bondage blog. I’m in it, so I nicked it!

Those beautiful, tortured tits belong to the ever luscious Mz Berlin (mzberlinsblog.com). This bondage blog owes Hogtied (hogtied.com) a debt of gratitude. Mz Berlin is a friend of mine, so I’m biased, but Hogtied did an amazing scene with her. The breast bondage itself is hot, but then you see Berlin get slapped, spanked, pinched, and forced to cum again and again. Yay, forced orgasms! She’s also bound in innovative shibari rigs, and she even squirts! Valhalla, I am coming. Goddamn! What else do you need? A hot redhead with big boobs who is a pain slut. Enjoy Hogtied. (Thanks, Marky! xo)