Well, today and yesterday have been very productive. I’ve gotten a lot of cleaning done, worked on my upcoming site and have scheduled myself for the rest of the month. Tomorrow I’m off to the dentist for two crowns. Two down, four to go. But it’s a third of the way there. I’ve been obsessed with getting my teeth fixed since I turned 18. I didn’t see a dentist at all before then, and was in bad shape. This is the final phase of my grand scheme dental plan, and it feels both good and tiring to be this close to the finish line.

I have a lot of appearances on FetishChatLive this month, and if you join you can recieve a text when ever I sign in! I’ll be sure to post here when I’m scheduled and I’ll try to at least twitter if it’s an unexpected play date. I had to swing by The Ivy Manor today and would’ve hopped on if I had remembered my lipstick. It’s so fun to chat with fans and fetishists, and the non kinky guys and gals are usually up for some education. Please check out FetishChatLive and if you’re a fetish model or actress who wants to be involved, lemme know! I totally pimped out Wolf Hudson today. (@wolfhudson on Twitter). I should be doing naughty things to him on cam within a week or so….

*evil laugh*

If you can’t wait util Mr. Hudson is available for me to lovingly torment via a live feed, go check out my work as a cruel Dominatrix  at The Twisted Factory. I’ve beated a lot of ass for CaptiveMale.com. This week I take Wild Bill for a spin, and I think he got a little more than he could handle. We had a fun time, though, and my bondage is coming along. I never needed any help with the verbal humiliation or strap on business, though! I beat Bill for giving Amber Rayne a hard time. I wonder if he’s learned his lesson….

My favorite scene of all time, with Chad Rock is also pretty rad. If you’re looking for me beating ass, Captive Male and Chantas Bitches are the places to go.

K. Gonna watch the news, play with the kitten, soothe the cat and clean the living room.

L8TR!!

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Hey! It’s been a busy morning and it’s bound to be an interesting evening! I still have so much to catch up on with my blog, but I have to hurry up and go get in the shower and head over to The Ivy Manor to hop on a cam and entertain the masses! Come on over and chat with me. It’s free to join, and it’s a nominal fee to chat, and even cheaper if there are enough people and I can go into show mode! Ask me questions, I can make fun of your small penis,  you can tell me jokes, or sit with me, face to face via 2WayCam (no extra charge!!), and tell me your deepest darkest secrets.

And I always love bossing people around!

Here is a picture of me, by the lovely Christine Kessler, in the outfit I’ll be wearing. I won’t be in the nude, though! Not in free chat, anyways, and rarely in private. And I never take my bottoms off. (You’ll have to wait for my site to launch or visit Twisted Factory or Kink.Com or MyFetishDiary for that stuff at the moment. Or you could head over to my lovely little clip store. )  You have to impress me. But, just to tease you- here it is. Corset by Jeroen, of Bizarre Design. Amazing. He and Amy Crowder, of WaspCreations.com, are my favorite. Seriously.

Mz, 20" by Bizarre Design

Another FetishChatLive.com date!!

I’ll be on today from approx. 4 pm West Coast Time until I’m over it. Stop on in (it’s free to sign up!) and say “Hello!” It’s only my second day!
If you’ve ever wanted to chat with me, have me boss you around or argue about whether tickling is sexy or not, here is your chance! I can also berate your tiny penis, tell you how to masturbate, tell you what a dirty boy you are or simply talk about myself and my awesome boobs. The power is in your hands!
Come play with me!!

So, after my awesome time visiting with fans both new and old on FetishChatLive.com, TMS and I ran out to Nica Noelles’ house to pick up our new kitten. On the way out we tried to think of names, and we both liked Rose Tyler and The Doctor since we’re on a Dr Who kick right now.  Then I remembered Marla Singer from Fight Club, who is just as much of a bad ass charachter as Varla in Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill. I ran a vote on my Twitter last night (follow me!!! @mzberlin) and Marla won by a mile over Rose. So, that was my lovely evening. Marla seems to be settling in, but Varla is still a tad uncomfortable.  And by uncomfortable I mean totally fucking pissed. 15lbs of pissed Maine Coon. She has way more bark than bite, though and has been hiding, mostly. Marla is attached at the hip, though. She spent most of her first evening here snuggled under TMS’s shirt and they snuggled in bed, too. Once I got in there, I stole her and then we spooned. She is a total cuddle bunny, which I love. She is also probably the most verbal cat I’ve ever met. She loves to chat. TMS and I think she may be part bat, and that the squeaks are her sonar.

Dammit! Marla just peed on the couch! WTF?? BRB.

Varla has been hovering in the kitty/utility room. But she wasn’t even in the house when Marla peed. WTF?

Moving right along, I’ve been setting up shoots left and right. I’ve been dealing with the SF Weekly thing on a personal level and will probably go into more detail later.

I would like to say one thing, though. I never, ever gave Matt Smith the permission to use my name, nor did I give him my full name. He asked for it repeatedly and I told him that I did not want it in the story. Both he and his editor have stated that they did not have to honor such a “request”, but Matt told me he wouldn’t. I even explained that having that information out there would make me feel unsafe, and that I didn’t understand how personal biographical information outside of my experience with bdsm or my nonconsensual experience were relevant to the topic at hand. (Whether BDSM is Torture, blah blah.)

But back to happier things, like all of the fun stuff I have lined up for this week. Tomorrow is FetishChatLive.com, of course, and Friday I have a doctors appointment. Saturday I’m directing my first b/g. Hopefully. Finally. Third times a charm, right??!!

Then, on Sunday I’m working with Venus Girls. Which means I get to see Nikki Hunter! Yay! She does amazing makeup and always makes me feel sexy. The Venus Girls team is so awesome and the shoots are always fun. I can’t wait!!

Next week is a really long one, too. I’m shooting every day but Monday. It’s good, though. Every shoot means that my website has more and more content, which makes me feel accomplished. I’m very excited about the launch of my paysite, as well as focusing on performing and teaching classes.

So, go buy my porn. Links are to the left. (Your left.) It’s all there. Kinky, Clips, Non Kinky, g/g, b/g, bondage….

L8TR

Yesterday was a super busy day. It started out on the hectic side and ended on the perfect side. I was a bit late to getting to my FetishChatLive gig, but once I got there I had so much fun! I got to chat with a lot of fans, and play with quite a few submissive men. My favorite type of chat is cam2cam. It was actually pretty awesome. I could see and hear the person I was interacting with. If you’re interested in chatting with me, faithful reader, I’ll be more than happy to oblige. My next scheduled performance is tomorrow, Thursday May 28th, and I’ll be online from 4 pm until I’m exhausted! (Hollywood time, of course!)

If you’ve ever wanted to ask me a question, tell me a joke, stare at my boobs or have me berate you for your tiny penis, here is your chance! My next FetishChatLive.com appearance will be on June 5th.

I’ll be appearing from approx 1 pm until 6 pm Hollywood time. Come be dominated by me via 2 way cam chat, look at my awesome boobs or we can debate nuclear energy. I’m a versatile chick. I plan on doing this at least once a week, and maybe more if the response is good. Tomorrow is my first day as a cam girl, and I hope that y’all enjoy it!!