Had a great time in London. Hung out with Kumi, Darenzia, Ancillia, Vima and a gazillion other models and kinksters. In addition to performing with Vima (wardrobe malfunction included!) I had the honor of being dressed like birthday princess when I was for the Antiseptic Fashion show on Saturday! Antiseptic knows how to make me feel and look beautiful. Eventually I will pay off my piece and sport it everywhere!! Even better my ass is black and blue thanks to Jade Vixen, Darenzia, N.S., Kip, Viktoria, Maxime Avet, Billy Antiseptic and Stella Maris. I’m sure I’m leaving someone out! (Feel free to spank me for it if it’s you!)
I had to come home a little earlier than I wanted to due to some drama with the SF weekly. Feel free to Google. I’m a tad tired of talking about it today. What’s done is done and all one can do is keep on keepin on!
Daily show, then sleep, then laundry and maybe taxes tomorrow.
To all of those that have sent kind letters and words of encouragement, thank you. It really has helped me through the last 48 hours.
As Always
TFFMB

This is a repost from Marky D Sade (rhymes with God. He’s my mod… and a little odd) from his bondage blog (MarkyDSade.com). I nicked it because it’s about ME, the Fabulous Mz Berlin. Y’all just sit back an enjoy.

This bondage blog loves Mz Berlin, as a fetish model, and as a friend. Ian Rath shot an amazing series with Mz Berlin for Fetish Nation (fetishnation.com).  It’s a bondage and medical fetish scene, with gyno exam kinkiness. Fetish Nation has amazing images and videos of the most beautiful fetish and bondage models out there.

Mz Berlin endures the mouth spreader, a zillion clamps and hemostats holding her perfect pink pussy open for examination, her big boobs are bound tight, and the Hitachi Magic Wand forces her to cum over and over.

Eden Wells, January Seraph, Mz Berlin, Anastasia Pierce, Charlotte Vale, and many many more await you. This is good stuff, people. Fetish Nation has been around for a decade, and they quality is amazing. Look at the image above. It’s amazing. Not just sexy, but beautiful.  Does it mean that Mz Berlin is a dirty slut? Yes. Yes it does.

It’s insanely hot here in Hollywood. Here is a photo of me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, in a corset. 19″. I’m a rockstar.You should spend the rest of the day in front of a fan and your trusty computer, enjoying the wide variety of my smut available in my VOD  Fetish Theater and Clips4Sale store.

Toodles!

This makes me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  happy. Very happy.  Like, extremely happy. I think the next time Steen (Christine Kessler) and I get together and make video that I will do a tribute video.

In other news, I’ve been working like a fiend to get my web shit together. My dad was unable to make it out due to health issues, which is a bummer, but on the bright side I’m able to get a lot of work done this week. I need to get on my taxes. TMS dropped off TurboTax on the 14th.

In internet porno news, I’m currently tormenting my favorite gal- January Seraph on Fetish Nation. You should go check it out.

K. Gonna finish watching Barton Fink and then try to lure The Boy over so I can torment him.

We’ll see.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  was cruising around the internet the other day, minding my own business, when I came across Jade Indica getting nailed on Sex and Submission (sexandsubmission.com) bBy the amazing Mark Davis! Lucky her! In addition, Dia Zerva is also getting lovingly beaten by Mr. Davis. I’ve worked with both Jade and Dia. They are motherfuckin’ tough, and both love bondage and are very into the moment. I’m going to spend the rest of the day wearing out my Hitachi Magic Wand.

Also, you can catch Jade Indica in my kinky clip store!!

Yay!!

To balance out some of that blinding cuteness and reality, here is a photo of the jet setting fetish fashionista that is Darenzia. Seriously. Her shoe collection was blinding. I’m just happy we wear the same size…..
Here is us about to totally make out. She fucks me with her energy cock later in the shoot. It’s energetically hardcore. Miss Kessler caught the moment on camera.

Darenzia has promised to beat my ass on video the next time we meet. I’ve also been promised a go-round with her brand new bewbies.  I suspect we will get into far more trouble this time.

Go check out the new website!
www.waspcreations.com
Amy is rad.

Mz Berlin is sexy.

Wow. Life really came at me fast today! I’ve been moving and shaking since I woke up and it feels like there’s no end in site, even though it’s almost 1 am!! I’m still doing laundry, and did quite a bit of rearranging around the house. Bought more shoe storage. I’ve almost got it under control. Almost.
Also worked in the garden. I’m tearing everything out and starting over. I want pretty flowers and ground cover. Right now it’s lots of sea grass. Boring.
Went over to Steens this afternoon and observed Darenzia recovering. We ate cupcakes and watched Pootie Tang.
“You can’t beat a ho! They like that shit!!”
Classic.
I’m working on lots of rad content, with the likes of January Seraph, Satine Phoenix and lots of dirty boys who need to be beaten. In the meantime, here’s a pic from Danni.com
Enjoy!!

Please go check out my clips for sale store. There’s awesome stuff in there, full of my hot friends including Jewell Marceau, Satine Phoenix, Eden Wells, January Seraph, Jade Indica, Natali Demore and plenty of others!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

Later, gators-
TFFMB

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, had a great shoot with Ian Rath, and Fetish Nation (fetishnation.com), and the lovely sub Bridgette, who got to watch me get fucked by this amazing fucking machine. Forced Orgasms is how they’re categorized, but I was 100% in support of cumming, with Bridgette gagged and powerless.  I love giving myself over to sensation, or to another Dom/me, if there’s a dub who has to watch. I throw myself into it, because that’s how I dominate them. Bridgette was dripping wet, to the point of shuddering, from watching me cum.  Fetish Nation has a TON of my shoots, and they’re all top quality. You’ll find all the big names in bondage and fetish models there.  Take a look, enjoy, and BUY MY PORN! I made it for you. Happy March.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, have been neglecting my super cool video on demand Fetish Theater.  My VOD has over 50,000 movies (not all starring me, for god’s sake) that you can watch on your PC.  Of course, all mine are together so you don’t have to go hunting. This movie, Double Justice, was made with the lovely fetish model January Seraph and I.  It is a testament to the art of CBT.  We both dominate January’s slave, including shoving our fingers down his urethra. Yeah. So if you’re a subby boy, even a secret one, this is the video you want to watch. You pay by the minute, and it’s not a hassle at all. Femdom fans will dig this. January Seraph and her man, Smutty, make great movies that you will enjoy. Enjoy! Also, buy my porn! I made it for you!

TMS kidnapped me (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) yesterday and we just got back.
Had a rad meeting with Miss Kessler yesterday and it feels like I’m about 2 months away from starting my own very porno empire. Creating my own “brand.” Branding oneself. Marky D. Sade talks about that all the time, and so does my mother.
Weird.
In good news I have booked my 2 favorite porno dudes for my first two movies. Yay!
And a location.
Yay!
My talent got sick this weekend, both of them, and my dp wasn’t available on Saturday, then we did switch it to Saturday, then we were worried about location and the shoot died late Friday night.
It was a sad day in The Kingdom, but life goes on and I was kidnapped and taken up the coast.
Yay!
We drove back today after eating breakfast at a dune park outside of Santa Barbara and took the long way home through the mountains, zig zagging back and forth from wine country to the sea.
We ate at the place next to the Hitching Post last night, which I found ironic. The steak was just as good. And there’s something about hotel beds that just knock me out. And room service.
Room service is totally my favorite decadent thing. Waiting for the creme brulee to arrive was just as good as eating it.
I adore my Mad Scientist. Sometimes madly.
T. keeps using British words, which I filter into my own speech. I’m a fucking parrot. I said “posh” several times in the last day or so.
Fucking Brits!!
K. Bong Hits and Meet The Press for me. Shoot tomorrow up at Big C’s with Darenzia (!!!) and Miss Kessler.
I need to polish my nails.
Black or Red?
My Private Jet or Vokda and Caviar?
I think My Private Jet. It’s a glittery black.
I wonder if Chad Rock is losing any sleep yet..
Dia Zerva and myself? I am plotting and planning away….

My Delicious Wasp Creations Corset

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  got to dress up in my WaspCreations corset and be a ’50’s house wife with lesbian tendencies. I did a mainstream g/g film laced down to 20″!! Score!! The video was for Briana Banks, although I didn’t get to meet her, and the director was named Oren and one of the funniest motherfuckers I’ve ever m , et. I would tell you about all of the funny on set, but most of it was completely inappropriate and hilarious.
The photographer was exceptional, as well as funny and I hope to sneak in front of his lens again. (See Achmed The Dead Terrorist Below for some “funny”)
I will tell you that we were all White People Dancing to a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice. Go ahead, visualize a bunch of pr0n people dancing and singing Gin and Juice with a country accent.
(I am such a giver!)
I drove over at chicken thirty with T., and was put into makeup pretty quick, and my wardrobe was well received. I wore my vintage stockings with the ankle detail. I think this may be their last go-round on camera and I’ll retire them. We’ll see. I also wore my wooden soled ostrich shoes. They are so bizarre.
Aiden Starr, who always finds me funny, arrived while I was in makeup and Dana DeArmond, who I always find funny, arrived a few minutes later. Natalie Minx and Ariel X arrived just before I left. I have no idea what the title of the film will be, but just from the cast selection I can tell you that the glamour, fun and filthy factors will be high.
I’ll keep you posted.
My scene was with Jordan Kingsley, and she was awesome and had a really cute dress on. She was a lot taller than me, and we were on a dining room table, so there wasn’t a lot of room for me to manhandle her, but I’m putting her on my “Bitch” wish list at The Factory. She has great eyes.
I may go to a party tonight, and tomorrow I have lotsa options to choose from. I’ll be sorting it out as the day moves alon/g.
TMS is playing football this morning. Go! Fight! Win!
Happy Valentines Day, Faithful Readers.
Buy my porn instead of sending me flowers!
As Always, don’t forget I have a Video On Demand Theater with 50,000 kinky movies. Yup.
Mz  B.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, don’t always top girls, you know. I shot this scene for Ken Marcus, with my dear friend Satine Phoenix. She’s super yummy, and Ken Marcus really took some wonderful shots that day, but what would you expect from him? Take a look at the whole gallery, and tell me what you think! Also, feel free to stimulate the economy and BUY MY PORN. Danke.

Here is me, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  doing some research in one of my first corsets and as a blonde.

Here is me. Walking softly, of course.

And here is moi, still, as a blonde. Shot by Ken Marcus. Those were my glasses, not my most recent pair. This picture was one of my first hardcore shoots and the full shoot has never been published, just a few shots that only depict me. Enjoy!!

Here is a blonde me all arty n shit in black and white. My BFF, Mel, in NYC, has a poster of this shot on her wall. It’s one of my favorites. Well, one of my faves where I’m not nekkid. And so it goes.

And, for the hell of it, here is me turning red. And the blonde was gone.
I like being a red head.

Good night, Y’all. BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, went through a period when I was blonde. Yes, it’s true. I know. However, it was while in blonde period (much like Picasso’s Blue Period) when I shot with Ken Marcus. I think I look pretty good, if I do say so myself. I’m still moving in, unpacking, and settling into my new digs, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. BUY MY PORN! I made it for you. For real.L8R, Gator.

Happy Holidays, everyone!  I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, want to show you something really fucking hot. If you visit, as you should often, my Kinky Clips4Sale store (Clips4Sale.com) you will see a five part series of Mz Berlin in a lovely black catsuit, and waist cincher, and I am topping Mina Meow (who used to be the goth girl Arachnia Webb).  Mina and I are friends (like January Seraph and I are) and I really enjoyed having the freedom to do what I wanted with her. Trust is a must in this business, and friends tend make better bondage porn than strangers. My Kinky Clip Store has dozens of hot bondage and fetish clips, with me as both a submissive, and a domme. You’ll find something you like. How could you not like me? I’m fabulous! So, please BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!  As a teaser, I’m including the description of the first scene, for which to entice you from ur monies.

Before there was Miss Mina Meow, there was a girl named Arachnia Webb. I was lucky enough to have my first playdate with Miss Mina Meow right after she changed her hair, her look and name. But this isn’t any ordinary play date. This was set up by Fetish Nation, and is my shoot on my terms. I interview, taunt, tease, dominate, humiliate and spank Miss Meow in this clip. I’m dressed head to toe in a slick black latex cat suit and high heel boots, while Meow is also a latex lover’s dream in a spanking dress that I put to good use. And, as always, there was a reason. Meow had been griping about her phone bill and had bought a new pair of shoes for the shoot! I couldn’t believe it. She wanted rope bondage, but she would have to wait. I have a day of device bondage in store for her for that transgression.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  am this weeks’ update on Fetish Nation dominating a defenseless Mina Meow on my own terms. Dressed in a slick latex cat suit and corset I put her in device bondage, fuck her with a dildo and play my favorite game- pain for pleasure. Ms. Meow enjoyed our Fetish Nation date, and I can’t imagine that you won’t.
Enjoy!!
xo
Mz B.

Oh, yeah- and go buy my porn. Endurance, featuring January Seraph is currently going up, and all of Cruelty, with Mistress Gemini is up. She makes me cry and everything. It’s hot.

The Fabulous Mz Berlin woke up late today.
Just after 11.
I was getting up around 7. I have to get back on track. I do not like being off of my schedule. I did it to myself earlier this week and have been staying up late working on my clip store.
Most of my xmas shopping is done. Just a few things to wrap and then I’ll ship the boxes soon. Cards are done.
I’ve been productive, mostly.
Downloading “The Big Lebowski” right now. I thought I owned a copy, but it must be in my storage unit in Louisiana. I’m so fucking ready to move into a bigger place. January Seraph stopped over for a bit last night and said that my place was always so “cozy”. It’s a little too cozy. I want all of my things from Louisiana out here, and room for them. I have hundreds of books and lots of things from when I was a little girl. I miss “my” stuff sometimes. It is odd to look around my apartment and know that I moved to LA with a crappy Miata filled to the brim and exactly $259 in my pocket and have since accumulated all sorts of “stuff”.  It’s been less than 4 years that I’ve been here (and one year was spent in a land far, far away). As I look over my jobs this year, and the projects that are on the table for next, it couldn’t have been more worth it.
But I want my fucking book collection back now, please.
Moving will probably commence in the spring. I’ve almost paid off my car trouble money.
I’m currently uploading my Breaking Berlin clips (from the fabulous movie shot by Julie Simone) and then I have January Submits ready to go. The uploading takes for fucking ever.
K.
Back to being a stoner couch potato and abiding.

I (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) worked quite a bit with Fetish Nation over the past couple of years. I’ve modeled for them countless times, been tied up, humiliated, challenged and even allow to instigate some trouble of my own.  Ian Rath is one of the best in the business and has captured images of me that are very personal and very challenging. Not to mention all the videos we’ve made! Working with Fetish Nation has allowed me to work with some of the best in the business- Eden Wells, January Seraph, Mina Meow, Smoking Mary Jane, Priscilla Russo, Erin Swift, Madison Young and countless others. Eden has brought me to my knees and bound me in her rope more than once.
As an aside, 3 and a half years ago, I shot for the first time for Fetish Nation, as a blonde. Perhaps they still have a set or two up?
So, go join Fetish Nation and enjoy the more glamorized, sensual side of kink with a harsh dose of bondage and bdsm thrown in. I’m a fan of those that are stylized, and Fetish Nation is certainly that.
As Always
Mz B.

So, Becoming Berlin: An Afternoon with Princess Donna is done. The editing, sound and music are done. The titles are done. Everything except for my 2257 record keeping address is done. What’s a single model to do?
At any rate, it’s beautiful and I can’t wait to show it off. I’m really proud of it, and I’m 1/3rd of the way through my Becoming Berlin series! Woo Hoo!
I’m hoping to shoot the next two in Jan/Feb. We’ll see.
And I’m kind of proud of myself. I directed a full movie, and it looks great and moves smoothly and Princess Donna and January Seraph were awesome.
I’m just excited. It’s an awesome feeling to see all of the details and moments that were in your head brought to life.
In current porno news, My Kinky Clip Store is updating with Mistress Gemini continuing to kick my ass.
And my dirty bondage blog continues to be updated with the latest and greatest.
Also, some of you may know that House of Bias is running a US Model contest. I adore all the ladies that I know who are running, but am rooting for January Seraph. A true latex fetishist with a great attitude, lots of versatility and an amazing ass. Go vote for her. (click on the green text that says 08/09 contest)  It takes a second to register, but that’s because HOB wanted it to be really fair, with no spam voting. I didn’t find out about the contest until it was too late and have been kicking myself in the ass ever since.
K.
Back to work.
Over and out.