Well, today and yesterday have been very productive. I’ve gotten a lot of cleaning done, worked on my upcoming site and have scheduled myself for the rest of the month. Tomorrow I’m off to the dentist for two crowns. Two down, four to go. But it’s a third of the way there. I’ve been obsessed with getting my teeth fixed since I turned 18. I didn’t see a dentist at all before then, and was in bad shape. This is the final phase of my grand scheme dental plan, and it feels both good and tiring to be this close to the finish line.

I have a lot of appearances on FetishChatLive this month, and if you join you can recieve a text when ever I sign in! I’ll be sure to post here when I’m scheduled and I’ll try to at least twitter if it’s an unexpected play date. I had to swing by The Ivy Manor today and would’ve hopped on if I had remembered my lipstick. It’s so fun to chat with fans and fetishists, and the non kinky guys and gals are usually up for some education. Please check out FetishChatLive and if you’re a fetish model or actress who wants to be involved, lemme know! I totally pimped out Wolf Hudson today. (@wolfhudson on Twitter). I should be doing naughty things to him on cam within a week or so….

*evil laugh*

If you can’t wait util Mr. Hudson is available for me to lovingly torment via a live feed, go check out my work as a cruel Dominatrix  at The Twisted Factory. I’ve beated a lot of ass for CaptiveMale.com. This week I take Wild Bill for a spin, and I think he got a little more than he could handle. We had a fun time, though, and my bondage is coming along. I never needed any help with the verbal humiliation or strap on business, though! I beat Bill for giving Amber Rayne a hard time. I wonder if he’s learned his lesson….

My favorite scene of all time, with Chad Rock is also pretty rad. If you’re looking for me beating ass, Captive Male and Chantas Bitches are the places to go.

K. Gonna watch the news, play with the kitten, soothe the cat and clean the living room.

L8TR!!

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After arriving in London and acclimating myself a bit to my surroundings, it was time to party!! Here are some pix of Vima and I on stage. We were captured by Josselin of HedonyDesign. Check him out!!

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Hey! It’s been a busy morning and it’s bound to be an interesting evening! I still have so much to catch up on with my blog, but I have to hurry up and go get in the shower and head over to The Ivy Manor to hop on a cam and entertain the masses! Come on over and chat with me. It’s free to join, and it’s a nominal fee to chat, and even cheaper if there are enough people and I can go into show mode! Ask me questions, I can make fun of your small penis,  you can tell me jokes, or sit with me, face to face via 2WayCam (no extra charge!!), and tell me your deepest darkest secrets.

And I always love bossing people around!

Here is a picture of me, by the lovely Christine Kessler, in the outfit I’ll be wearing. I won’t be in the nude, though! Not in free chat, anyways, and rarely in private. And I never take my bottoms off. (You’ll have to wait for my site to launch or visit Twisted Factory or Kink.Com or MyFetishDiary for that stuff at the moment. Or you could head over to my lovely little clip store. )  You have to impress me. But, just to tease you- here it is. Corset by Jeroen, of Bizarre Design. Amazing. He and Amy Crowder, of WaspCreations.com, are my favorite. Seriously.

Mz, 20" by Bizarre Design

Yesterday was a super busy day. It started out on the hectic side and ended on the perfect side. I was a bit late to getting to my FetishChatLive gig, but once I got there I had so much fun! I got to chat with a lot of fans, and play with quite a few submissive men. My favorite type of chat is cam2cam. It was actually pretty awesome. I could see and hear the person I was interacting with. If you’re interested in chatting with me, faithful reader, I’ll be more than happy to oblige. My next scheduled performance is tomorrow, Thursday May 28th, and I’ll be online from 4 pm until I’m exhausted! (Hollywood time, of course!)

If you’ve ever wanted to ask me a question, tell me a joke, stare at my boobs or have me berate you for your tiny penis, here is your chance! My next FetishChatLive.com appearance will be on June 5th.

This is a repost from Marky D Sade (rhymes with God. He’s my mod… and a little odd) from his bondage blog (MarkyDSade.com). I nicked it because it’s about ME, the Fabulous Mz Berlin. Y’all just sit back an enjoy.

This bondage blog loves Mz Berlin, as a fetish model, and as a friend. Ian Rath shot an amazing series with Mz Berlin for Fetish Nation (fetishnation.com).  It’s a bondage and medical fetish scene, with gyno exam kinkiness. Fetish Nation has amazing images and videos of the most beautiful fetish and bondage models out there.

Mz Berlin endures the mouth spreader, a zillion clamps and hemostats holding her perfect pink pussy open for examination, her big boobs are bound tight, and the Hitachi Magic Wand forces her to cum over and over.

Eden Wells, January Seraph, Mz Berlin, Anastasia Pierce, Charlotte Vale, and many many more await you. This is good stuff, people. Fetish Nation has been around for a decade, and they quality is amazing. Look at the image above. It’s amazing. Not just sexy, but beautiful.  Does it mean that Mz Berlin is a dirty slut? Yes. Yes it does.

It’s insanely hot here in Hollywood. Here is a photo of me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, in a corset. 19″. I’m a rockstar.You should spend the rest of the day in front of a fan and your trusty computer, enjoying the wide variety of my smut available in my VOD  Fetish Theater and Clips4Sale store.

Toodles!

This makes me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  happy. Very happy.  Like, extremely happy. I think the next time Steen (Christine Kessler) and I get together and make video that I will do a tribute video.

In other news, I’ve been working like a fiend to get my web shit together. My dad was unable to make it out due to health issues, which is a bummer, but on the bright side I’m able to get a lot of work done this week. I need to get on my taxes. TMS dropped off TurboTax on the 14th.

In internet porno news, I’m currently tormenting my favorite gal- January Seraph on Fetish Nation. You should go check it out.

K. Gonna finish watching Barton Fink and then try to lure The Boy over so I can torment him.

We’ll see.

To balance out some of that blinding cuteness and reality, here is a photo of the jet setting fetish fashionista that is Darenzia. Seriously. Her shoe collection was blinding. I’m just happy we wear the same size…..
Here is us about to totally make out. She fucks me with her energy cock later in the shoot. It’s energetically hardcore. Miss Kessler caught the moment on camera.

Darenzia has promised to beat my ass on video the next time we meet. I’ve also been promised a go-round with her brand new bewbies.  I suspect we will get into far more trouble this time.

Awhile back, I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  did a video called Fuck My Tits 5 with a lovely company called Elegant Angel. In the film, I dance for the camera before dumping baby oil on myself, with a focus on my boobs. I rub the baby oil all over, and it is amazing. Then a gentleman named Chris Charming comes in and sees my oiled up boobs and erotic writhing. Unable to control himself, he takes his pants off and we both talk about how amazing my boobs are and agree that he should rub his dick between them in baby oil. We continue to talk about how amazing my huge tits are and things get quite rowdy because we constantly vocalize how wonderful it is to rub baby oil on my boobs. Then he cums all over my huge tits and I am thrilled about it, cheering him all the way home.
If you would like to see this little work of art, starring my boobs, myself and some very well placed baby oil and plenty of boob chatter, you can just hop on over to my theater.
Strap Attack 10 is doing very well right now, as is Sisters. The former is me beating up, sexually abusing and sodomizing Christian X while dressed in latex and heels for Evil Angel. So hot. The latter is me tricking, enslaving, sexually abusing and selling my sister, played by Madison Young, for Gwen Media and John Fitzgerald. Again, so hot.
So, go watch my porno, y’all!  I have a humungous Video On Demand Theater, with over 70,000 adult movies, and you can watch all my porn too.
I made it for you!

I’m the update on Miss Kesslers’ site.
Go check it out.

Here are my boobs.
And my amazing porno face.
Enjoy!!
Mz B. (Now you know why I’m the Fabulous Mz Berlin )

ohmygawdmyboobsarehuge

Wow. Life really came at me fast today! I’ve been moving and shaking since I woke up and it feels like there’s no end in site, even though it’s almost 1 am!! I’m still doing laundry, and did quite a bit of rearranging around the house. Bought more shoe storage. I’ve almost got it under control. Almost.
Also worked in the garden. I’m tearing everything out and starting over. I want pretty flowers and ground cover. Right now it’s lots of sea grass. Boring.
Went over to Steens this afternoon and observed Darenzia recovering. We ate cupcakes and watched Pootie Tang.
“You can’t beat a ho! They like that shit!!”
Classic.
I’m working on lots of rad content, with the likes of January Seraph, Satine Phoenix and lots of dirty boys who need to be beaten. In the meantime, here’s a pic from Danni.com
Enjoy!!

Please go check out my clips for sale store. There’s awesome stuff in there, full of my hot friends including Jewell Marceau, Satine Phoenix, Eden Wells, January Seraph, Jade Indica, Natali Demore and plenty of others!

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Later, gators-
TFFMB