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Mz is Productive!! Yay!!

Mz Berlin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:47:48 +0000

Well, today and yesterday have been very productive. I’ve gotten a lot of cleaning done, worked on my upcoming site and have scheduled myself for the rest of the month. Tomorrow I’m off to the dentist for two crowns. Two down, four to go. But it’s a third of the way there. I’ve been obsessed with getting my teeth fixed since I turned 18. I didn’t see a dentist at all before then, and was in bad shape. This is the final phase of my grand scheme dental plan, and it feels both good and tiring to be this close to the finish line.

I have a lot of appearances on FetishChatLive this month, and if you join you can recieve a text when ever I sign in! I’ll be sure to post here when I’m scheduled and I’ll try to at least twitter if it’s an unexpected play date. I had to swing by The Ivy Manor today and would’ve hopped on if I had remembered my lipstick. It’s so fun to chat with fans and fetishists, and the non kinky guys and gals are usually up for some education. Please check out FetishChatLive and if you’re a fetish model or actress who wants to be involved, lemme know! I totally pimped out Wolf Hudson today. (@wolfhudson on Twitter). I should be doing naughty things to him on cam within a week or so….

*evil laugh*

If you can’t wait util Mr. Hudson is available for me to lovingly torment via a live feed, go check out my work as a cruel Dominatrix at The Twisted Factory. I’ve beated a lot of ass for CaptiveMale.com. This week I take Wild Bill for a spin, and I think he got a little more than he could handle. We had a fun time, though, and my bondage is coming along. I never needed any help with the verbal humiliation or strap on business, though! I beat Bill for giving Amber Rayne a hard time. I wonder if he’s learned his lesson….

My favorite scene of all time, with Chad Rock is also pretty rad. If you’re looking for me beating ass, Captive Male and Chantas Bitches are the places to go.

K. Gonna watch the news, play with the kitten, soothe the cat and clean the living room.

L8TR!!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

Mz Berlin Loves Hot Southern California Nights

Mz Berlin — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:45:00 +0000

This makes me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, happy. Very happy. Like, extremely happy. I think the next time Steen (Christine Kessler) and I get together and make video that I will do a tribute video.

In other news, I’ve been working like a fiend to get my web shit together. My dad was unable to make it out due to health issues, which is a bummer, but on the bright side I’m able to get a lot of work done this week. I need to get on my taxes. TMS dropped off TurboTax on the 14th.

In internet porno news, I’m currently tormenting my favorite gal- January Seraph on Fetish Nation. You should go check it out.

K. Gonna finish watching Barton Fink and then try to lure The Boy over so I can torment him.

We’ll see.

Mz Berlin Contemplates Her Amazing Boobs

Mz Berlin — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:42:44 +0000

Awhile back, I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, did a video called Fuck My Tits 5 with a lovely company called Elegant Angel. In the film, I dance for the camera before dumping baby oil on myself, with a focus on my boobs. I rub the baby oil all over, and it is amazing. Then a gentleman named Chris Charming comes in and sees my oiled up boobs and erotic writhing. Unable to control himself, he takes his pants off and we both talk about how amazing my boobs are and agree that he should rub his dick between them in baby oil. We continue to talk about how amazing my huge tits are and things get quite rowdy because we constantly vocalize how wonderful it is to rub baby oil on my boobs. Then he cums all over my huge tits and I am thrilled about it, cheering him all the way home.
If you would like to see this little work of art, starring my boobs, myself and some very well placed baby oil and plenty of boob chatter, you can just hop on over to my theater.
Strap Attack 10 is doing very well right now, as is Sisters. The former is me beating up, sexually abusing and sodomizing Christian X while dressed in latex and heels for Evil Angel. So hot. The latter is me tricking, enslaving, sexually abusing and selling my sister, played by Madison Young, for Gwen Media and John Fitzgerald. Again, so hot.
So, go watch my porno, y’all! I have a humungous Video On Demand Theater, with over 70,000 adult movies, and you can watch all my porn too.
I made it for you!

Mz Berlin can’t post more than one photo at a time.

Mz Berlin — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:07:15 +0000

Here are my boobs.
And my amazing porno face.
Enjoy!!
Mz B. (Now you know why I’m the Fabulous Mz Berlin )

ohmygawdmyboobsarehuge

Oh, Yeah! Mz Berlin Takes Pictures Of Hot Friends.

Mz Berlin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:49:48 +0000

Here’s a cute picture of Caroline Pierce from yesterdays’ shoot-… Is that the Fabulous Mz Berlin in the background? It was nice to have a scoop of vanilla for a change.

Mz Berlin adores Caroline Pierce

Mz Berlin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:42:52 +0000

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, worked with Caroline Pierce and Frank Towers on a silly swinger series they’re doing. It’s a really cool idea, and I can’t wait to see what it looks like. There were some awesome and unique shots that we stumbled across that I can’t wait to experiment with. Caroline Pierce is lotsa fun.
Grrr. I need one of my shoots to actually come together. The last two fall aparts have been discouraging, even though neither of them were my fault.
I have all of these ideas in my head and I want to get them on film.
Blah Blah Blah.
TMS stayed over last night. I got in after 10 and simply passed out. I was too tired to even eat dinner. Varla was happy with the alone time, though, and I suspect that TMS didn’t mind catching up on Dr. Who.
I did sleep in my collar, which was nice. Haven’t done that in a while. My custom collar from Axsmar. I wear my bracelet all the time, but sometimes the more traditional collar is nice.
So, that’s that.
I’m off to do bills and interwebs stuff.
L8TR

Mz Berlin Enjoys Her Saturday Morning

Mz Berlin — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:40:56 +0000

The Fabulous Mz Berlin woke up super early this morning. I’ve been on a pretty good schedule this week. In bed by 9-11 and out of bed by 9 or earlier. It’s been approx. 7 the past couple of days.
Today started with The Soup and some tasty cereal from Trader Joes. Varla insisted on breakfast and a jaunt in the garden before she’d settle back down. It looks nice outside so far.
TMS is playing football this morning, and may come by this afternoon. I’m having friends over for dinner this evening and will probably subject them to the extended version of Brazil. I’m a giver.
In awesome strap on action news, here is the cover for Strap Attack 10.

Mz Berlin Strap Attack 10

I’m in my military green DeMask corset/panty/bra combo. Christian X was a good sport and our scene was lots of fun. I love in the trailer where my cock is bouncing around. Awesome shot, Joey!
So, I haven’t heard from God in a while. I wonder if his phone is broken.

Mz Berlin Stars In The Pegging Video Strap Attack 10!!! (Strap On, Evil Angel, Femdom)

Mz Berlin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:15:54 +0000

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

Mz Berlin Discovers A Useful iPhone App

Mz Berlin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:47:11 +0000

OMG!!
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am posting from my iPhone! Right into my LJ!!
Here is how I feel about that.

Posted via LiveJournal.app.

Now I just have to learn how to put all of the awesomeness directly into my dirty bondage blog.
I’m sure it can be done.
It must be done.
Sorry ’bout the lag time on the photos, folks.
As Always
Mz B.

Mz Berlin Loves Achmed The Dead Terrorist

Mz Berlin — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:04:56 +0000

For reasons that you will understand after the video.

*I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me.*

George W. Bush should be charged with warcrimes.