Well, today and yesterday have been very productive. I’ve gotten a lot of cleaning done, worked on my upcoming site and have scheduled myself for the rest of the month. Tomorrow I’m off to the dentist for two crowns. Two down, four to go. But it’s a third of the way there. I’ve been obsessed with getting my teeth fixed since I turned 18. I didn’t see a dentist at all before then, and was in bad shape. This is the final phase of my grand scheme dental plan, and it feels both good and tiring to be this close to the finish line.

I have a lot of appearances on FetishChatLive this month, and if you join you can recieve a text when ever I sign in! I’ll be sure to post here when I’m scheduled and I’ll try to at least twitter if it’s an unexpected play date. I had to swing by The Ivy Manor today and would’ve hopped on if I had remembered my lipstick. It’s so fun to chat with fans and fetishists, and the non kinky guys and gals are usually up for some education. Please check out FetishChatLive and if you’re a fetish model or actress who wants to be involved, lemme know! I totally pimped out Wolf Hudson today. (@wolfhudson on Twitter). I should be doing naughty things to him on cam within a week or so….

*evil laugh*

If you can’t wait util Mr. Hudson is available for me to lovingly torment via a live feed, go check out my work as a cruel Dominatrix  at The Twisted Factory. I’ve beated a lot of ass for CaptiveMale.com. This week I take Wild Bill for a spin, and I think he got a little more than he could handle. We had a fun time, though, and my bondage is coming along. I never needed any help with the verbal humiliation or strap on business, though! I beat Bill for giving Amber Rayne a hard time. I wonder if he’s learned his lesson….

My favorite scene of all time, with Chad Rock is also pretty rad. If you’re looking for me beating ass, Captive Male and Chantas Bitches are the places to go.

K. Gonna watch the news, play with the kitten, soothe the cat and clean the living room.

L8TR!!

Buy my porn! I made it for you!

This makes me, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  happy. Very happy.  Like, extremely happy. I think the next time Steen (Christine Kessler) and I get together and make video that I will do a tribute video.

In other news, I’ve been working like a fiend to get my web shit together. My dad was unable to make it out due to health issues, which is a bummer, but on the bright side I’m able to get a lot of work done this week. I need to get on my taxes. TMS dropped off TurboTax on the 14th.

In internet porno news, I’m currently tormenting my favorite gal- January Seraph on Fetish Nation. You should go check it out.

K. Gonna finish watching Barton Fink and then try to lure The Boy over so I can torment him.

We’ll see.

Awhile back, I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  did a video called Fuck My Tits 5 with a lovely company called Elegant Angel. In the film, I dance for the camera before dumping baby oil on myself, with a focus on my boobs. I rub the baby oil all over, and it is amazing. Then a gentleman named Chris Charming comes in and sees my oiled up boobs and erotic writhing. Unable to control himself, he takes his pants off and we both talk about how amazing my boobs are and agree that he should rub his dick between them in baby oil. We continue to talk about how amazing my huge tits are and things get quite rowdy because we constantly vocalize how wonderful it is to rub baby oil on my boobs. Then he cums all over my huge tits and I am thrilled about it, cheering him all the way home.
If you would like to see this little work of art, starring my boobs, myself and some very well placed baby oil and plenty of boob chatter, you can just hop on over to my theater.
Strap Attack 10 is doing very well right now, as is Sisters. The former is me beating up, sexually abusing and sodomizing Christian X while dressed in latex and heels for Evil Angel. So hot. The latter is me tricking, enslaving, sexually abusing and selling my sister, played by Madison Young, for Gwen Media and John Fitzgerald. Again, so hot.
So, go watch my porno, y’all!  I have a humungous Video On Demand Theater, with over 70,000 adult movies, and you can watch all my porn too.
I made it for you!

Here are my boobs.
And my amazing porno face.
Enjoy!!
Mz B. (Now you know why I’m the Fabulous Mz Berlin )

ohmygawdmyboobsarehuge

Here’s a cute picture of Caroline Pierce from yesterdays’ shoot-… Is that the Fabulous Mz Berlin in the background? It was nice to have a scoop of vanilla for a change.

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  worked with Caroline Pierce and Frank Towers on a silly swinger series they’re doing. It’s a really cool idea, and I can’t wait to see what it looks like. There were some awesome and unique shots that we stumbled across that I can’t wait to experiment with. Caroline Pierce is lotsa fun.
Grrr. I need one of my shoots to actually come together. The last two fall aparts have been discouraging, even though neither of them were my fault.
I have all of these ideas in my head and I want to get them on film.
Blah Blah Blah.
TMS stayed over last night. I got in after 10 and simply passed out. I was too tired to even eat dinner. Varla was happy with the alone time, though, and I suspect that TMS didn’t mind catching up on Dr. Who.
I did sleep in my collar, which was nice. Haven’t done that in a while. My custom collar from Axsmar. I wear my bracelet all the time, but sometimes the more traditional collar is nice.
So, that’s that.
I’m off to do bills and interwebs stuff.
L8TR

The Fabulous Mz Berlin woke up super early this morning. I’ve been on a pretty good schedule this week. In bed by 9-11 and out of bed by 9 or earlier. It’s been approx. 7 the past couple of days.
Today started with The Soup and some tasty cereal from Trader Joes. Varla insisted on breakfast and a jaunt in the garden before she’d settle back down. It looks nice outside so far.
TMS is playing football this morning, and may come by this afternoon. I’m having friends over for dinner this evening and will probably subject them to the extended version of Brazil. I’m a giver.
In awesome strap on action news, here is the cover for Strap Attack 10.

Mz Berlin Strap Attack 10

I’m in my military green DeMask corset/panty/bra combo. Christian X was a good sport and our scene was lots of fun. I love in the trailer where my cock is bouncing around. Awesome shot, Joey!
So, I haven’t heard from God in a while. I wonder if his phone is broken.

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

OMG!!
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am posting from my iPhone! Right into my LJ!!
Here is how I feel about that.

Posted via LiveJournal.app.

Now I just have to learn how to put all of the awesomeness directly into my dirty bondage blog.
I’m sure it can be done.
It must be done.
Sorry ’bout the lag time on the photos, folks.
As Always
Mz B.

For reasons that you will understand after the video.

*I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me.*

George W. Bush should be charged with warcrimes.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, had Lasik eye surgery yesterday. That was hard on the eyes. You know what’s easy on the eyes? Pretty girls. I’m in a movie called Lesbian Noir: The Pool Girl.  It’s another great lesbian release from Sweetheart Video, and directed by the sublime Nica Noelle.  I star in this movie with my real life friend, Satine Phoenix, and real life hotties Anabelle Lee and Samantha Ryan.  Sweetheart Videos is a woman run company that makes porn for girls. That doesn’t mean that guys won’t like it too, I mean honestly…. Satine and I get naked and cum… I think that skews positive to a huge chunk of the demographic pie.

My Custom Fetish VOD Theater has Lesbian Noir available right now. NOW. You can rent it for a week (online), watch it streaming, or download it to your hard drive. You can also pay per minute so you can … well, we know what you’re going for if you’re paying by the minute. My Fetish VOD Theater has a ton of my movies, things you can’t find in my Kinky Clip Store, and you can watch it all on your computer. Convenient, huh? Ok. You have the data you require to BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

btw- I know what my cornea smells like when it burns.

It’s been a good weekend.
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, slept in with the rain falling down yesterday, then watched the news and cuddled with Varla. Went out for dinner with a new friend from the porno world, Mr. Vouyer, at the Formosa. (As an aside, he is the distributor of my awesome flick for Burning Angel Entertainment, “Big Boobs Are Cool 2: Nipples Strike Back!!) I got the mac n cheese, of course. I think I converted him to the wonder of lobster and truffle oil in your cheesy mac.
Today I worked on organizing the family reunion thingy. I think we’ve nailed it down to the 4th of July weekend. It’s going to be an ordeal, but well worth it. We haven’t really gotten together since Gpa and Great Gma died. I’m excited about being the organizer, too. I have the time, and I’m really enjoying all of the phone calls and nailing down the dates. I’ll probably be pulling my hair out in June, but it will be worth it.
After dealing with family stuff I went to get The Boy and we ate at Mels’ Drive In (I had French Toast) then came back to my house to watch some South Park.
TMS is back safe and sound from car racing. I wish I could post the pictures of him in his racing stuff here, but he is only off camera on line and otherwise. When I get to drive the car, I’ll make sure to take lotsa pictures.
I’ve moved my eye surgery date to December 16th, this Tuesday. I talked to Mark and it looks like my schedule is pretty clear, so I’m just going to go ahead and do it. Then I’ll be able to wear makeup by Christmas!
In January news, I am booked to shoot with Lochai for Hogtied! My dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my dirty bondage blog hogtied retrospective worked!! I’m very excited about the shoot. I’ve admired his rigging for a long time and we’ve had a playful rapport when I’ve seen him at The Armory. I still want my one last shoot with Matt, though!!
I’m going through another bondage slut phase. I just want to be tied up, preferably suspended, all the time. I’m really enjoying mixing corsets with bondage right now, too.
Blah Blah Blah.
K.
Gonna finish Capote, watch the news, clean the cat box and hit the hay. I really need to get my fucking laundry done. Again. Still. It’s perpetual.
This December is not sucking so far. I’m actually in a good mood.
It’s life and life only.(Even the President Of The United States sometimes must have to stand naked)

So… anybody make art for you today? No? How interesting, because someone made art for me today. A very cool guy made this animated gif from a photo from my stint with Reality Kings. I wrote about it. Seriously, I truly appreciate those who identify as fans of mine. I answer all my email, I am active on all the forums for the sites that show my work, and I reply to comments on my blog. My fans rock, and I love y’all for being so good to me. Now, BUY MY PORN. I made it (especially) for you.

About to hop in the shower.
Just wanted to let everyone know that my film for Burning Angel, entitled “Big Boobs Are Cool 2″ hits the open market today. I had a fabulous time and lots of fun. Anyhoo, here is the boxcover. It’s not available yet on the Burning Angel store, but it has been reviewed by AVN. I’ll let you know when it’s available at BurningAngel.com! It’s not in my Fetishmovie Theater, but I have 50,000 other movies you can watch.
Enjoy!!

I like how it’s all comic-book like n shit.

The front-

And the back-

I won’t be providing the link on my dirty bondage blog.
Or my awesome Kinky Clip Store.
Which currently features the infamous Mistress Gemini kicking my ass, bringing me to tears and humiliating me in ways I never thought anyone would, If you want real pain, real stress positions, real fear and real complete humiliation, then check this clip set out. Shot by FetishNation.com, it’s pretty amazing. I know Mistress Gemini in real life, which is why I let her push me so hard. Crying is included.

And in case you missed it- MYSPACE DELETED ME AGAIN. I AM NOW STICKING TO FETLIFE. FUCK MYSPACE. FUCK YOU, TOM, FOR SELLING OUT AND FUCK YOU FOR BEING AFRAID OF BONDAGE. THERE WAS NO GODDAMN EXPLICIT NUDITY ON MY PAGE.

L8TR

I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, go vanilla again, on the Brazzers site Doctor Adventures (doctoradventures.com). Apparently there is a small segment of the population that likes to see pretty girls with big boobs having sex. Who am I to judge? I enjoy working with Brazzers a great deal. They’re wonderful people, and the fans seem to enjoy me too, so you can expect to have more scoops of vanilla with your kink. Buy my porn, people. I made it for you.

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am in this week’s Big Naturals (bignaturals.com) in a scene called Leather and Lace. I wrote about doing this shoot for Reality Kings earlier, and I am pleased with the result. Don’t worry, my kinky fans. I’m still the fetishista suprema. I just like to switch it up once in awhile, and Big Naturals is a huge site that is seen by millions. And… don’t you worry, my vanilla fans. I’m still that redhead with the big boobs that you love to see being naughty. And… don’t worry all my fans who like my writing, and insights, rants, and meltdowns. I’m still that girl too… hence the Fabulous in my name. Ok. Buy my porn, everyone. I made it for you.

Happy Halloween, weenies! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, did a little vanilla cosplay for Brazzers (brazzers.com), or more specifically, Big Tits At Work (bigtitsatwork.com), and it was a blast. Regan and I get dressed up for the office Halloween party, hence the cosplay, and in true porn style… we end up fucking the boss. Just like in real life. It’s nice to do some regular vanilla pr0n now and again. It cleanses the palate. I hope you enjoy it. Don’t forget to buy my kinky porn.