March 2009

Silence Of The Lambs With Lego Mini-Figs

Silence Of The Lambs With Lego Mini-Figs

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Mz Berlin Rambles About Movies, Lingerie, And Metal Garters. (shwing)

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Even though my car is in the shop, I will soldier on. I am a trooper. Tomorrow is tomato shopping. I shit you not. I am becoming, if not a farmer, at least a gardener. Poppies and tomatoes.  I will paint the former and can the latter. W00t!
In other news, Kiss Me Deadly is putting together their new collection! I can’t tell you how excited I am. I will slowly get the whole shebang in my hot little hands. Really and truly, I only find awesome unique stuff at La Magia. Chantelle Thomas and a few other high end designers make stuff for gifted gals like myself, but the garters that KMD doles out are like no other, and I like to be in stockings that stay up. I’m a sucker for metal garters, and like more than 4 attachment points. It’s me being a Taurus, I suppose. I go for durability. And sheer butts. Caroline Pierce and I had a long discussion about sheer backed panties. We believe they are superior to other panties.
In movie news, I’ve rewatched The Matrix trilogy, A Mighty Wind, The Big Lebowski, Waiting for Guffman, Hannibal, Silence of The Lambs, Marathon Man and Harold and Maude this week. I’ve sort of let up on the political shows. I was getting upset. I’ll go back to Olbermann and Maddow next week. Ugh.
Civics should be taught for a full year in high school.
I wish they would update Olbermanns’ photo in his promo stuff. It’s sort of embarrassing when you don’t match your promo at all. Not that I don’t love Keith. I do. Fat or skinny. Really. He’s almost as untouchable as Ralph Nader in my book. (Well, not almost, but he’s closer than, say, Anderson Cooper.)
Anderson is an elitist, but I admire his ambition.
L8TR

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Oh, Yeah! Mz Berlin Takes Pictures Of Hot Friends.

Here’s a cute picture of Caroline Pierce from yesterdays’ shoot-… Is that the Fabulous Mz Berlin in the background? It was nice to have a scoop of vanilla for a change.

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Mz Berlin adores Caroline Pierce

Yesterday was so much fun! I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  worked with Caroline Pierce and Frank Towers on a silly swinger series they’re doing. It’s a really cool idea, and I can’t wait to see what it looks like. There were some awesome and unique shots that we stumbled across that I can’t wait to experiment with. Caroline Pierce is lotsa fun.
Grrr. I need one of my shoots to actually come together. The last two fall aparts have been discouraging, even though neither of them were my fault.
I have all of these ideas in my head and I want to get them on film.
Blah Blah Blah.
TMS stayed over last night. I got in after 10 and simply passed out. I was too tired to even eat dinner. Varla was happy with the alone time, though, and I suspect that TMS didn’t mind catching up on Dr. Who.
I did sleep in my collar, which was nice. Haven’t done that in a while. My custom collar from Axsmar. I wear my bracelet all the time, but sometimes the more traditional collar is nice.
So, that’s that.
I’m off to do bills and interwebs stuff.
L8TR

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Mz Berlin And Emma Heart In Femdom Lezdom Scene For Chanta’s Bitches (Bondage, Flogging, E-Stim)

‘Allo. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, was going to write about my new femdom, or lezdom, scene with Emma Heart on Chanta’s Bitches (chantasbitches.com), but I see that my friend Marky D Sade (aka God) already beat me to the punch. So, straight from his bondage blog, allow me to open up a fresh can of What He Said.

This bondage blog gives props to the beautiful femdom Mz Berlin, for her excellent shoot with Chanta’s Bitches (chantasbitches.com). Lovers of shibari (rope bondage) will appreciate the rigging on this shoot, and lovers of hot women fucking will too! Mz Berlin is a great domme. I love her patter while she’s tormenting bondage model Emma Heart. I love watching her flog. Berlin has flair. I’m not just saying that because she’s my friend. Check it out. Girl/girl bdsm doesn’t have to try hard to be sexy, but Chanta’s Bitches is more than sexy. It’s good. It’s bondage. It’s scene. Twisted Factory and Chanta’s Bitches always delivers quality bondage with top name models. Always. Enjoy.

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Mz Berlin is Self Absorbed

Come check me out on Twitter.
@mzberlin
Duh.
I won’t be cross posting my Twitters here, though. That’s tacky, and boring unless you’re “in the game”, so to speak.
L8TR
Mz B.

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Mz Berlin Stars In The Pegging Video Strap Attack 10!!! (Strap On, Evil Angel, Femdom)

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

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Mz Berlin Enjoys Her Saturday Morning

The Fabulous Mz Berlin woke up super early this morning. I’ve been on a pretty good schedule this week. In bed by 9-11 and out of bed by 9 or earlier. It’s been approx. 7 the past couple of days.
Today started with The Soup and some tasty cereal from Trader Joes. Varla insisted on breakfast and a jaunt in the garden before she’d settle back down. It looks nice outside so far.
TMS is playing football this morning, and may come by this afternoon. I’m having friends over for dinner this evening and will probably subject them to the extended version of Brazil. I’m a giver.
In awesome strap on action news, here is the cover for Strap Attack 10.

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I’m in my military green DeMask corset/panty/bra combo. Christian X was a good sport and our scene was lots of fun. I love in the trailer where my cock is bouncing around. Awesome shot, Joey!
So, I haven’t heard from God in a while. I wonder if his phone is broken.

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Mz Berlin Quits Smoking!

I know, I know.
I’m just over it.
Me electric cig is on the way.
I’m just transferring the addiction, which I’m OK with.
I won’t stink anymore.
Crazy Business.
I’m getting the red NJOY bitch stick.
It will be much easier at burning man this year.
Must get lots of smoking content in the next coupla weeks.

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Mz Berlin Stars In The Pegging Video Strap Attack 10!!! (Strap On, Evil Angel, Femdom)

Yep. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin team up with the Evil Angel crew in a lovely femdom strap on movie, Strap Attack 10. In this one we find out who the last cylon is. :) Ok, it’s a porno, obviously, since the trailer is playing above me. It’s e hot hot hot hot, and since so many of you love the femdom Mz Berlin, you will be happy. Strap Attack 10 isn’t really bdsm, it’s more power play in that …. well, the dude is getting fucked in the ass. There isn’t really much pegging content that isn’t femdom, even though there are plenty of girls who play with their guy’s ass without it being a D/s thing. But… what sells is what sells, and I never shy away from an opportunity to fuck a hot guy in the ass.

Strap Attack 10 is available in my Fetish VOD Theater right now. You can be watching me in moments. BUY MY PORN. I made it for you.

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Obamanization Communization Sympathization

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(This is the sort of letter I get from my Dad. He’s awesome. Here’s Proof.)

Liz and I went out for the day and when we returned home, the Obama thing was on t.v. It was just at the point where Pete Seeger was singing Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land”. Right away I remembered Pete Seeger had been blacklisted as a Communist, while the song, “This Land is Your Land”, had been written by a known Communist Sympathizer. I leapt to the internet, full hi speed ahead, to find out how Red these people were. Pete Seeger not only joined the Young Communist League at a young age, he joined the Communist Party as a young adult. Woody Guthrie actually wrote a column for “The Daily Worker” called “Woody Sez”, even though he never joined the Communist party. The Daily Worker was a Communist newspaper with a circulation of about 35,000 at it’s peak.
Usually, when an individual was called to testify before Joseph McCarthy’s House UnAmerican Activities Committee, he could plead the 5th amendment without consequence. A group who came to be known as “The Hollywood Ten” chose instead to invoke the 1st Amendment. The difference was that while the 5th invokes the right not to incriminate oneself, the 1st invokes the right of freedom of speech and assembly. They were all convicted of Contmpt of Congress and sentenced to one year prison sentences. For an interesting article, go HERE.
When Mr. Seeger was called before the The Committee, he, too invoked the 1st, instead of the 5th, resulting in a trial and conviction resulting in a 10 year prison sentence for Seeger, overturned on appeal.
Pete Seeger wrote, or co-wrote these songs: “Turn, Turn, Turn”, recorded by the Byrds., and Where have all the Flowers gone? Woody Guthrie wrote Hoe Hill, a lament to the framing and execution of an Immigrant labor organizer and songwriter.
When I found out that Woody had written Grand Coulee Dam, it reminded me of that line in Bob Dylan’s :The Idiot Wind” : “The Idiot Wind, Blowing like a circle around my skull, from The Grand Coulee dam to the Capital.”
Please let me explain all that…No…It would take too long…Let me sum up…Bob Dylan wrote a song containing The Grand Coulee Dam, which was a song by Woody Guthrie, who also wrote “This Land is Your Land” which was sung by Pete Seeger, accompanied by Bruce Springsteen, who wrote the song Tom Joad, who was also a hero to Communists. I think Obama put those folks up there for a reason, but it’s going to scare some people since he has already been accused of communist leanings. Let me know what you think so I can let you know what you should think.
You’re always free to speak your mind, as long as you agree with me,
Love,
Your Dad

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Mz Berlin Is Finally Back in L.A.

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My god, Texas is huge. I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  have had enough Texas, thankyouverymuch. I have to go back later this year and I’m dreading it.
We broke down on the way out. My car had a seizure. The air conditioner stopped working. We pulled over. We got gas. I turned the car on and it had another seizure. A loud one. Then it died. Then I got quiet, smoked a cigarette, called my L.A. mechanic and told him I was broke the fuck down in Odessa Mother Fucking Texas and that if my car did not miraculously start at that moment that he was going to come get me.
Of course the car started right up and drove fine, minus the A/C.
The car is going in tomorrow. I am tired of getting it fixed, even though it’s for free. This happened with the Miata, too. They were always fixing it for free. I just want it to work. I do not want to fix the same things.
Applying for college this year. Looking at Humbolt State University. Hippies and such. A bit too much rain for me, but TMS likes the rain, and Arcata has anti-dog legislation and has voted to impeach Bush twice! My kind of town. And I’m still close enough to SF to jet around and get nekkid.
All is well in Louisana. Everyone and every thing just keeps on keepin’ on. It’s a war zone.
In More Surreal Shit That Seems To Make Up My Existance, my grandmother is part of a lawsuit that is suing the government over military deaths involving Area 51.
K. T. will be over in a bit. She’s bringing coffee. From the amount of laundry I have and the influx of reading material my work is cut out for me.
L8TR

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An Expansion Upon My Shoot For Captive Male. The Fabulous Mz Berlin Shows Why She’s Fabulous

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I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, already wrote about my experience as a femdom topping Vin Deacon for the excellent Twisted Factory bondage site, Captive Male (captivemale.com). This post will simply serve to promote said shoot, ok? A girl’s gotta eat.  You got your shibari rope bondage, you got your immobilized submissive male. Yougot your strap on femdom pegging, and you got your CBT (cock and ball torture… it’s not really torture. It’s more akin to what your guys do to our nipples). You have humiliation, and you even have a smoking fetish angle.  It’s a delicous multi layered confection of carnality. Captive Male is one of the best femdom boy/girl sites around, and Chanta runs a tight ship. That means the standard is consistently high. Enjoy.

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Also, a fan page was set up for me on FaceBook, and I’m an administrator. I’ll be updating it and being active as soon as I get home, but if you wanted to go find me, that’d be awesome!

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Mz Berlin is Homeward Bound

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The Fabulous Mz Berlin here.  ‘allo, Faithful Readers. Sorry I haven’t been very attentive. I was out of town, then back in town and working, and now I’m out of town again! I will be back in a week and will be showering y’all with dirty pictures and video, and will be unveiling my membership site very soon, with loads of extra dirty and extra classy content. Yay! I’ll be taking pix during my road trip and will be uploading directly to my LJ. Perhaps we can talk God into transferring them over? (God = Marky D. Sade. He makes me call him “God” when I’m asking a favor of him. Weirdo.) (She loves me)
I’m this weeks update on Captive Male. Vin Deacon decided to give me a go and did not meet expectation. He was a cocky motherfucker and started writing checks with his mouth that his ass couldn’t cash. Well, his ass was very accomodating, but he didn’t really understand the pain for pleasure principle. Lots of verbal humiliation in this one. In the end, I wasn’t Vin Deacon approved, either, but we parted on good terms.
I’ll be back next Monday.
Party On!
As Always
TFFMB

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Mz Berlin Laments: My Fetish And Bondage Clip Store Misses You. Don’t You Like Pretty Girls With Big Boobs Having Sex?

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I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, has lots of love to share with you, and one of the best ways to receive that love is through my Fetish and Bondage Clip Store (Clips4Sale.com).  The image above is from a video I shot for Fetish Nation, which is now available on my clip store.  You’ll see me as a femdom, lezdom, humiliatrix, submissive, rope slut, and super cool sexy girl with big boobs. So, that said, BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

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Mz Berlin (ME!) And Fetish Model Bridgette Fuck Machines And Each Other On Fetish Nation (Bondage, Forced Orgasms, Lezdom)

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I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, had a great shoot with Ian Rath, and Fetish Nation (fetishnation.com), and the lovely sub Bridgette, who got to watch me get fucked by this amazing fucking machine. Forced Orgasms is how they’re categorized, but I was 100% in support of cumming, with Bridgette gagged and powerless.  I love giving myself over to sensation, or to another Dom/me, if there’s a dub who has to watch. I throw myself into it, because that’s how I dominate them. Bridgette was dripping wet, to the point of shuddering, from watching me cum.  Fetish Nation has a TON of my shoots, and they’re all top quality. You’ll find all the big names in bondage and fetish models there.  Take a look, enjoy, and BUY MY PORN! I made it for you. Happy March.

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